PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Blue Balls (ranked 4667 p4p, 3993 weight class) and Virgil Earp (ranked 546 p4p, 486 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Balls
vs
Earp

188 cm
25
211
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
25
215
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Battle Hecs
Island Boys Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Blue Balls!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Virgil Earp!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Dirk Anderson and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Balls avoids the body shot from Earp.
Earp misses with a looping right.
Balls moves away from the strike by Earp.
Earp cracks a nice hook into Balls's ribs.
Earp misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Balls.
Balls paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Balls misses with a body shot.
Balls looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Earp lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Balls thows a left - swing and a miss!
Balls takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Earp swings for the body but Balls moves out of range.
Earp misses with a hook. Balls ducked under it nicely.
Balls walks into a straight right hand from Earp.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Earp missing with a left hand there. Balls was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Balls looks to land a right hand but Earp moved out of range.
Earp ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Balls moves away.
Earp throws an overhand right that lands on Balls's shoulder, as Balls tries to avoid the shot.
Earp swings for the body but Balls moves out of range.
A jab from Balls misses.
Balls throws a body shot but no joy.
Earp takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Balls looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Earp scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Horrible takedown attempt by Balls or perhaps it was just good defense by Earp, which made it look bad.

Balls shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Balls was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!

Balls wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Earp, who protects the arm well.
Earp wants to control but Balls postures up.

Balls tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Balls has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Balls wants to control but Earp is keeping him busy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Balls has hold of Earp's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Earp seems comfortable defending it but Balls has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Earp is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Earp is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Balls couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Blue Balls!
After winning the bout, Blue Balls thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.