PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jacob Rees Mogg (ranked 406 p4p, 314 weight class) and Maxim Jahouli (ranked 58 p4p, 44 weight class). Jahouli is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Darker Than Blue. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Rees Mogg
vs
Jahouli

180 cm
35
192
29 - 14 - 0

191 cm
28
204
18 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jacob Rees Mogg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Maxim Jahouli!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Patrick Alders and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jahouli thuds his right hand into Rees Mogg's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Rees Mogg stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Jahouli.
Rees Mogg with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Jahouli to score with a decent uppercut.
Both fighters circling a little - Jahouli finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Rees Mogg moves out of range of the body kick from Jahouli.
A clash of legs there as Rees Mogg blocks the low kick.
Jahouli moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jahouli lands a nice leg kick that just misses Rees Mogg's sensitive parts.
An inside leg kick from Jahouli misses.
Jahouli fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Rees Mogg looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Rees Mogg tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Jahouli was well out of range. Poor timing from Rees Mogg.
Jacob Rees Mogg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jahouli fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Rees Mogg manages to avoid it.
Jahouli is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Jahouli connects with a looping right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Rees Mogg misses with a few strikes there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Rees Mogg.

It looks like Maxim Jahouli has been cut.
Jahouli lands a nice hook to Rees Mogg's body. Rees Mogg takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Rees Mogg throws the left hand but Jahouli avoids the punch easily.
Donk. Jahouli catches Rees Mogg right on the button with a cross.
Jahouli blocks a jab.
Rees Mogg misses with a right hand
and Jahouli counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jahouli lands with a nice body punch.
Jahouli ducks under a wild hook from Rees Mogg.
A telegraphed right hand from Rees Mogg misses the target.
Jahouli slips a jab from Rees Mogg.
Jahouli sizes up Rees Mogg with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Rees Mogg is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Jahouli's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Jahouli takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Rees Mogg throws a body punch but Jahouli moves out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jahouli.
Rees Mogg throws a body shot but no joy.
Jahouli has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Rees Mogg lands with an uppercut that bounces Jahouli off the cage and back into range.
Rees Mogg swats away the attempt to clinch by Jahouli.
Jahouli uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Rees Mogg.
Jahouli wants to land a leg kick but Rees Mogg is out of range.
Rees Mogg throws a poor cross that misses
and Jahouli counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Rees Mogg ducks under a wild hook from Jahouli.
Jahouli dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jahouli has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Jahouli slips under a jab from Rees Mogg.
A little jabbing left from Jahouli on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Rees Mogg is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Jahouli.
A little jabbing left from Jahouli on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jahouli looks for the body kick but Rees Mogg saw that one coming.
Jahouli is looking to slow Rees Mogg down with leg kicks.
Rees Mogg misses with a straight left.
Jahouli motions for Rees Mogg to come forward. Jahouli throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A counter left hand to the body from Rees Mogg misses its target.
A swing and a miss from Rees Mogg.
Rees Mogg throws a jab when Jahouli was well out of range.
Jahouli scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Jahouli drives through and clinches with Rees Mogg against the cage.
Nice elbow from Jahouli.

It looks like Jacob Rees Mogg has been cut.
Rees Mogg misses with a punch on the inside.
The referee calls for Jahouli to work.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Jahouli.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jahouli fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A short left from Rees Mogg.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Rees Mogg just misses with a elbow thrown towards Jahouli's brow.
Rees Mogg blocks an uppercut.
Rees Mogg lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Rees Mogg tries a body shot but Jahouli blocks it.
Jahouli lands with a left to the head.
Jahouli misses with a punch on the inside.
Jahouli gets through Rees Mogg's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

Rees Mogg breaks the clinch.
Rees Mogg scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Rees Mogg uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jahouli.
Rees Mogg loads up on a big right hand but Jahouli slips the punch.
Rees Mogg swinging wildly here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Maxim Jahouli dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Jahouli scores with a punch to the head.

Rees Mogg gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Jahouli tries a body shot but Rees Mogg blocks it.
Jahouli blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jahouli misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Rees Mogg blocking some punches.
Jahouli lands an elbow inside that Rees Mogg shrugs off.
Jahouli swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Jahouli misses with a hook to the ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jahouli blocks an elbow strike from Rees Mogg.
Jahouli displaying some good clinch control by pressing Rees Mogg up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Rees Mogg fails to land.
Jahouli pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jahouli blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Maxim Jahouli seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Jahouli blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rees Mogg lands an elbow inside.
Rees Mogg throws an elbow that misses.
Jahouli tries to work over Rees Mogg's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Rees Mogg misses with some punches.
Jahouli can't find room to land a body shot as Rees Mogg controls the action.
Rees Mogg avoids the elbow strike from Jahouli, against the cage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Jahouli struggles to land a body shot inside as Rees Mogg controls his hands.
Jahouli misses with a hook from the clinch.
Rees Mogg swings wildly with an uppercut but Jahouli uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rees Mogg misses with the head strike.
Jahouli blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jahouli lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Rees Mogg pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jahouli throws a head punch that misses.
Rees Mogg swings wildly with an uppercut but Jahouli uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jahouli tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jahouli misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jahouli tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Rees Mogg avoids it.
Jahouli takes an elbow to the temple.
Rees Mogg lands an uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Jahouli.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jahouli lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Jahouli lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Jahouli lands with a short shot to the head.
Rees Mogg wants to get back to striking at distance but Jahouli won't allow it.
Jahouli lands with a right to the head.
Rees Mogg takes an elbow to the temple.

Rees Mogg is rocked!
A short right from Jahouli on the inside.
Oh Rees Mogg is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jahouli lands an uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jahouli creates some distance for himself and unleashes a massive uppercut that sends Rees Mogg's eyes rolling into the back of his head! Rees Mogg drops to his knees and Jahouli pours it on with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:09 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Maxim Jahouli!
Our winner, Maxim Jahouli, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Jacob Rees Mogg spoke after the fight, saying 'Humpty Dumpty would approve.'.