PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fatty McBurger (ranked 4631 p4p, 4252 weight class) and Elinho Mineiro (ranked 557 p4p, 530 weight class). On his way into the cage it seems that Fatty McBurger has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Fatty McBurger seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

McBurger
vs
Mineiro

199 cm
18
280
1 - 1 - 0

202 cm
18
240
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Fatty McBurger!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Elinho Mineiro!
The judges for this bout are Phil Schofield, Donald Grub and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McBurger tests Mineiro's chin there with a solid looking shot.
McBurger lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Mineiro avoids the body shot from McBurger.
Mineiro has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Mineiro wants to clinch up but McBurger keeps it at a distance.
McBurger misses with a body shot.
A swing and a miss from McBurger.
Mineiro tries to close the distance and clinch but McBurger swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McBurger lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Mineiro fails with an attempt to clinch.
Fatty McBurger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McBurger cracks Mineiro with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Mineiro wants to clinch up but McBurger keeps it at a distance.
We've been told by McBurger's head coaches at Mystic Gym of the Outworld that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Mineiro takes one on the button.
Mineiro fails with an attempt to clinch.
McBurger fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mineiro manages to avoid it.
Mineiro fails with an attempt to clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mineiro. McBurger does a little dance to reset his feet.
McBurger keeps the fight on the outside.
Mineiro moves in looking to clinch but McBurger pushes him off.
McBurger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McBurger swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Mineiro is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
McBurger avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mineiro wants to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The crowd cheers as McBurger lands an impressive looking overhand right. Mineiro doesn't seem phased though.
McBurger sizes up Mineiro with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McBurger throws out a powerful jab.
Mineiro tries to close the distance and clinch but McBurger swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
McBurger scores with the left hand. Mineiro knows he should have avoided that one.
Mineiro doesn't manage to clinch there - McBurger circles away.
Mineiro wants to clinch up but McBurger keeps it at a distance.
McBurger lands with a straight right. Mineiro didn't see that one coming.
Mineiro displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McBurger throws out the jab.
McBurger displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mineiro throws out the jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Mineiro wants to clinch.
McBurger swats away the attempt to clinch by Mineiro.
Mineiro tries to clinch up.
Good exchange - McBurger coming out on top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good exchange - McBurger coming out on top.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McBurger swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mineiro tries to clinch there but McBurger circles away.
McBurger throws a shot from downtown. Mineiro moves away and avoids it.

Mineiro darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.

Mineiro is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. McBurger doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Mineiro.
Mineiro looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

Mineiro has hold of the far side arm. He's working for the Kimura, can McBurger defend it? Mineiro steps over the head and cranks it - McBurger is tapping out! That was textbook stuff right there - nice submission victory for Mineiro!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Elinho Mineiro!