PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Terry Tenacious (ranked 4379 p4p, 4781 weight class) and King Cobra (ranked 533 p4p, 570 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that King Cobra was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Tenacious
vs
Cobra

177 cm
25
265
2 - 1 - 0

198 cm
20
280
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Terry Tenacious!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, King Cobra!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Reed Andrews and Anthony Taglia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cobra fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Tenacious manages to avoid it.
Cobra rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Tenacious counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Tenacious lands a jab to the nose.
Tenacious lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Tenacious bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Tenacious ducks under a wild hook from Cobra.
Cobra misses with an uppercut
and Tenacious counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cobra takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Cobra scores with the left hand. Tenacious knows he should have avoided that one.
Cobra takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cobra throws a predictable looking body shot
and Tenacious counters with a crisp right that sends Cobra to the canvas! Tenacious follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Terry Tenacious!
Terry Tenacious decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.