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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Conan The Bavarian (ranked 6071 p4p, 4575 weight class) and John Doe (ranked 644 p4p, 529 weight class). Doe has chosen Beastie Boys - Gratitude as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. John Doe is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Inexperienced |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Conan The Bavarian!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, John Doe!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Dirk Anderson and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice shot lands for The Bavarian.
The Bavarian slips under a jab from Doe.
The Bavarian finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The Bavarian throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doe sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Good work by Doe as he checks the leg kick.
The Bavarian wants to clinch.
The Bavarian takes a swing at Doe's ribcage but misses.
The Bavarian tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jab by The Bavarian.
The Bavarian looks to score with a jab to the body but Doe is just out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Doe! But no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Bavarian takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
The Bavarian throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
The Bavarian tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Doe was well out of range. Poor timing from The Bavarian.
The Bavarian tries to clinch up.
The Bavarian misses with a leg kick
and Doe counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Doe catches The Bavarian with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
It looks like Conan The Bavarian has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Bavarian tries to clinch but Doe moves out of range.
Doe throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent The Bavarian stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
The Bavarian thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doe misses with a wild body shot.
A swing and a miss from The Bavarian.
Doe appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
The Bavarian misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Doe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The Bavarian misses with a straight left.
Doe keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from The Bavarian.
The Bavarian misses with a wild combination.
The Bavarian definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
The Bavarian is breathing heavily.
The Bavarian looks to land a right hand but Doe moved out of range.
Doe looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Doe is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Doe connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed The Bavarian momentarily.
Doe rushes The Bavarian and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Doe wants a takedown but no success here.
The Bavarian could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Doe lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of The Bavarian backwards.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doe pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The Bavarian lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The Bavarian gets clipped by a big right hand and goes down spinning to the canvas! Doe gets the back mount and begins to drop bombs on his rocked foe! The Bavarian is too out of it to defend against the strikes and the referee jumps in to save him from the beatdown!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Doe!
A very excited looking John Doe made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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