PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Yewis Mybitches (ranked 4479 p4p, 4635 weight class) and John Kreese (ranked 548 p4p, 564 weight class). Mybitches's entrance music is Disturbed - Violence Fetish. A fine choice. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Mybitches
vs
Kreese

187 cm
25
181
0 - 0 - 0

193 cm
18
192
0 - 0 - 0

Excellent boxer
Self confident

Great elbows
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Yewis Mybitches!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, John Kreese!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Sandra Marshall and Peter Branson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fight stays on the outside here - Kreese looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kreese tries to close the distance and clinch but Mybitches swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kreese tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A big right from Kreese misses.
Mybitches dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mybitches lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Mybitches.
Mybitches fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Yewis Mybitches seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kreese dodges the punch combination from Mybitches.

Mybitches darts in and clinches Kreese up against the ropes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kreese creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Mybitches's defenses.
Kreese keeps control of Mybitches as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Kreese misses with an elbow strike.
Mybitches lands a right hand.
Mybitches wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kreese goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mybitches tries to work over Kreese's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kreese prevents a body shot from Mybitches.
Kreese has a couple of punches blocked by Mybitches.
Mybitches blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Kreese fails to land.
Kreese creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Mybitches lands a body punch.
Mybitches blocks an elbow strike.
Mybitches lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Mybitches blocks an uppercut.
A short left from Mybitches.
Kreese has a couple of punches blocked by Mybitches.
Kreese tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kreese creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Mybitches blocks the elbow strike.
Mybitches dodges an elbow strike from Kreese.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mybitches.
Mybitches blocks an elbow strike from Kreese.
Kreese throws an elbow but it misses.
Kreese throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Kreese throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Mybitches - that landed with a thud.
A head punch on the inside from Kreese fails to land.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kreese lands an elbow inside that Mybitches shrugs off.
Nice elbow from Kreese.

It looks like Yewis Mybitches has been cut.
Mybitches dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
Kreese swings wildly with an uppercut but Mybitches uses good head movement to avoid it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but John Kreese will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Yewis Mybitches's cut.
That's time! Mybitches's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Mybitches scores with a three punch combo!
Kreese tries to clinch but Mybitches is having none of it.

Mybitches darts in and clinches Kreese up against the ropes.
Mybitches blocks an elbow strike.
Kreese throws an elbow that misses.
Mybitches avoids the elbow strike from Kreese, against the ropes.
A short right from Mybitches on the inside.
Mybitches wants to break the clinch but can't.
Kreese throws an elbow but it misses.
Kreese throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
John Kreese seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Mybitches pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kreese tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kreese tries to clinch there but Mybitches circles away.
Mybitches keeps the fight on the outside.
As Kreese looks to move away, Mybitches throws a big counter combo but Kreese just gets out of the way.
Kreese avoids the body shot from Mybitches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mybitches lands with an overhand left.
Kreese takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Kreese takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Sloppy strikes from Mybitches. Those never looked like landing.
Yewis Mybitches is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kreese throws a low kick but Mybitches moves out of range easily.
Mybitches lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Kreese at a distance.
Kreese is looking to clinch.
Yewis Mybitches is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
No joy there for Mybitches, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Yewis Mybitches is winning the standup battle so far.
Mybitches scores with a nice head shot.
Mybitches throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kreese.
It seemed like Kreese was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Kreese tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Mybitches manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Mybitches misses with a series of wild punches.
Kreese tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kreese is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Kreese tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Mybitches manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kreese tries to close the distance and clinch but Mybitches swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Mybitches misses with a few strikes there.
Kreese doesn't manage to clinch there - Mybitches circles away.
Kreese dodges the punch combination from Mybitches.
Mybitches misses with a wild body shot.
Mybitches misses with a two punch combination.
Mybitches jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mybitches throws a right hand that Kreese ducks under and follows up with a left that Kreese also avoids with ease.
Mybitches throws a jab when Kreese was well out of range.
Kreese tries to clinch but Mybitches moves out of range.
Kreese misses with a jab, cross combination.
Mybitches throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mybitches swings for the body but Kreese moves out of range.
Mybitches just misses with a punch to the body.
Kreese showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Mybitches.
A little jabbing left from Kreese on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Yewis Mybitches dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Yewis Mybitches's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

A jab from Mybitches misses.
Mybitches looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Mybitches avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Kreese throws a body shot but no joy.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Mybitches jabs at Kreese's body.
Kreese misses with a low kick.
Kreese tries to clinch but Mybitches moves out of range.
Mybitches avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mybitches misses with the combination.
Kreese uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Mybitches.
Mybitches connects with a nice looking jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kreese tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Mybitches paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Kreese tries to clinch there but Mybitches circles away.
Mybitches lands a nice shot to the body.
Kreese tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Mybitches keeps the fight on the outside.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Mybitches rushes Kreese and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Kreese misses with an elbow strike.
Kreese pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
A short right from Mybitches.
Kreese takes a shot to the head.
Kreese looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Kreese misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kreese throws an elbow that misses.
Kreese pushes off an throws an elbow but Mybitches leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Mybitches avoids a wild elbow strike from Kreese.
Mybitches blocks the elbow strike.
Kreese misses with an elbow strike.
Kreese throws an elbow but it misses.
A short left from Mybitches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mybitches lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Mybitches tries to work over Kreese's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Kreese lands a damaging elbow.
Mybitches lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kreese.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kreese lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Mybitches lands with a light punch inside.

Mybitches's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Kreese wants to clinch up but Mybitches keeps it at a distance.
Mybitches throws a combination. Kreese tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Mybitches rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kreese moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kreese is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Kreese is looking to clinch.
Mybitches appears to be looking for a big counter.
Mybitches tries to bum rush Kreese with a series of wild strikes but Kreese uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
A punch combination from Mybitches misses.
Kreese doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Kreese moves out of range as Mybitches strikes.
Kreese is looking for the big counter here.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yewis Mybitches showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Mybitches has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 29:28
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yewis Mybitches!
Yewis Mybitches decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.