PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phil Cosby (ranked 302 p4p, 264 weight class) and Apollo Creed (ranked 11 p4p, 5 weight class). Cosby kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is I Want Your Sex. Apollo Creed is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Cosby
vs
Creed

194 cm
26
277
13 - 3 - 0

197 cm
26
220
6 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Powerful

PWNAGE™
Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Phil Cosby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Apollo Creed!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Damien Edna and Ron Honeybunn.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Creed swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cosby counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Apollo Creed has been cut.
Creed works Cosby's body with a nice hook.
Creed slips a straight right by Cosby.
A little jabbing left from Creed on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Donk. Creed catches Cosby right on the button with a cross.
Creed takes one to the side of the head.
Creed lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cosby at a distance.
Nice shot by Creed.
Cosby darts in and lands a big hook, right on the button! Creed's legs crumble underneath him as he falls to the canvas! The ref tackles Cosby before he gets to land any more shots to his stricken foe.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Phil Cosby!
A very excited looking Phil Cosby rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.