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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Island Turd Four (ranked 4500 p4p, 4450 weight class) and Will Hung (ranked 0 p4p, 506 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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155
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155
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
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Good takedowns
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Island Turd Four!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Will Hung!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, David Hoff and Sandra Marshall.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hung fails to land the takedown.
Hung fails with an attempt to clinch.
Turd Four throws a right hand that Hung ducks under and follows up with a left that Hung also avoids with ease.
Nice uppercut lands for Turd Four. That snapped Hung's head back.
A decent looking cross lands there for Turd Four.
Turd Four punishes Hung's body with a nice straight punch.
Hung feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Hung wants to pass the guard but Turd Four is keeping the position.
Hung trying to control the position from guard on top but Turd Four is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Hung accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Hung passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Turd Four on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Turd Four tries to get out of the position.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Hung has hold of Turd Four's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Turd Four seems comfortable defending it but Hung has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Turd Four is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Turd Four is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Hung couldn't care less - he's delighted!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Will Hung!
Will Hung looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'Don't talk to me. Don't tell me yahw nehaaym.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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