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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Obi Wan Kenobi (ranked 206 p4p, 185 weight class) and Saggy Dinglestomper (ranked 27 p4p, 22 weight class). Saggy Dinglestomper told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 13 - 4, fighting out of Sydney, Obi Wan Kenobi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Saggy Dinglestomper!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Mauricio Rocha and Luis Engracia.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kenobi with a nice cross.
Kenobi takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Dinglestomper checks a leg kick.
Dinglestomper has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Kenobi throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Dinglestomper on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Kenobi with a hook.
Kenobi throws a jab but it's blocked by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Dinglestomper scores with a kick to the midsection.
Kenobi misses with the combination.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Obi Wan Kenobi seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dinglestomper throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dinglestomper connects with a high kick.
Dinglestomper throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Kenobi swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kenobi closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A cross from Kenobi lands.
Kenobi lands a glancing blow to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Dinglestomper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Kenobi looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
A slow jab from Kenobi misses its intended target.
An inside leg kick from Dinglestomper misses.
Kenobi blocks a jab.
Dinglestomper avoids the body shot from Kenobi.
Kenobi swings widly with a right hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a stiff right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kenobi misses with a double jab
and Dinglestomper counters with a body kick that stops Kenobi in his tracks momentarily.
Kenobi is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Kenobi throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses.
Kenobi misses with a body kick.
Dinglestomper is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Kenobi with a body shot.
Kenobi cracks Dinglestomper with a good jab.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinglestomper steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper works the jab nicely.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Kenobi.
Kenobi comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Kenobi scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
A left lands for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Kenobi paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A combination from Kenobi does no damage.
Dinglestomper looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Kenobi turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An inside leg kick from Kenobi misses.
Dinglestomper throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kenobi.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kenobi lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Dinglestomper has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Dinglestomper and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Kenobi avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kenobi misses with a two punch combination.
Dinglestomper takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Dinglestomper ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dinglestomper checks a low kick from Kenobi.
Kenobi blocks a head kick by Dinglestomper.
Good exchange - Kenobi coming out on top.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kenobi.
Dinglestomper lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Kenobi scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper lands a nice shot to the body.
Dinglestomper takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Dinglestomper throws a leg kick which misses Kenobi's front leg but catches the back leg as Kenobi tries to avoid it.
Dinglestomper throws a right and a left that Kenobi avoids nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Kenobi on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Dinglestomper fails in his attempt to clinch.
Dinglestomper ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kenobi moves away.
A jab from Kenobi misses.
Kenobi throws a series of strikes that have Dinglestomper backpedaling.
Kenobi lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Kenobi's corner calls for a 1-2. Kenobi obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Kenobi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kenobi cracks Dinglestomper with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Dinglestomper keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kenobi takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
An inside leg kick from Kenobi misses.
Kenobi looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Kenobi pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Dinglestomper clinches up against the cage.
Kenobi takes a shot to the head.
Dinglestomper fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Kenobi blocks a body shot from Dinglestomper.
Kenobi pushes off an throws an elbow but Dinglestomper leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Kenobi misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dinglestomper slows down the pace here.
Dinglestomper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Kenobi working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Dinglestomper lands a body punch in the clinch.
Kenobi throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dinglestomper.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kenobi lands a left hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper takes an elbow to the temple.
It looks like Saggy Dinglestomper has been cut.
Kenobi lands with a right to the head.
Dinglestomper cracks Kenobi with a nice body shot.
Dinglestomper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kenobi backwards.
Dinglestomper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Dinglestomper swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Dinglestomper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Dinglestomper lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kenobi backwards.
Dinglestomper breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Kenobi throws the left hand but Dinglestomper avoids the punch easily.
Kenobi throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A nice side step and Dinglestomper releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Kenobi is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Kenobi tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper with the inside leg kick.
A slow jab from Kenobi misses its intended target.
Dinglestomper cracks a nice hook into Kenobi's ribs.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Kenobi throws a leg kick
and Dinglestomper counters with a right hand to the body.
Kenobi swings for the body but Dinglestomper moves out of range.
Dinglestomper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kenobi.
Kenobi throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Dinglestomper counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Kenobi is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Kenobi drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Obi Wan Kenobi will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Kenobi swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dinglestomper is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Kenobi rather than just go for the knockout.
Kenobi avoids the body shot from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper wants to land a leg kick but Kenobi is out of range.
Kenobi will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Dinglestomper will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Left hook, right uppercut from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper is looking to clinch.
Dinglestomper staying out of range there.
Good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Kenobi misses with a low kick.
Kenobi misses with a low kick.
Obi Wan Kenobi is winning the standup battle so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kenobi throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dinglestomper looks to score with a jab to the body but Kenobi is just out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kenobi scores with a nice body kick.
Dinglestomper is looking to score with low kicks.
Kenobi is looking to counter punch.
Dinglestomper connects with a right hand. Kenobi shakes it off.
Dinglestomper cracks Kenobi with an open hand slap.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice straight punches there by Kenobi. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Kenobi.
Dinglestomper misses with a body shot.
Kenobi was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Dinglestomper throws the left hand but Kenobi avoids the punch easily.
Kenobi throws a hook to the side of Dinglestomper's head but Dinglestomper sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The fighters circling - Kenobi throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A nice side step and Dinglestomper releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Kenobi strikes.
Dinglestomper doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Dinglestomper swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kenobi misses with a straight right.
Kenobi keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Dinglestomper walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Dinglestomper tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Kenobi.
The fighters circling - Kenobi throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Dinglestomper with the inside leg kick.
Dinglestomper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Some bone on bone action there as Dinglestomper checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Dinglestomper is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Kenobi with a body shot.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Kenobi.
Dinglestomper scores with a head kick. Kenobi tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Kenobi misses with a looping left.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper is looking to score with low kicks.
Dinglestomper checks a leg kick.
Kenobi throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dinglestomper counters with a body kick.
The fighters circle momentarily. Kenobi darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dinglestomper scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kenobi misses with a straight left.
Dinglestomper gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dinglestomper feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Kenobis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
A big right from Kenobi misses.
Dinglestomper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kenobi misses with a looping right.
Dinglestomper throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kenobi's head.
Kenobi fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A big right from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper lands a front kick.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kenobi.
Kenobi throws a big shot that misses.
Kenobi misses with a hook. Dinglestomper ducked under it nicely.
Dinglestomper uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kenobi.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kenobi misses with a low kick.
Dinglestomper slips a jab from Kenobi.
Dinglestomper blocks the body kick.
Kenobi throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kenobi swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kenobi throws a right hand that misses
and Dinglestomper makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Kenobi really felt that one!
A good leg kick by Dinglestomper.
An inside leg kick from Dinglestomper misses.
Dinglestomper tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kenobi swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Dinglestomper lands a head kick. Kenobi smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Dinglestomper lands a nice hook to Kenobi's body. Kenobi takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Dinglestomper scores with a punch to the head.
A slapping body kick lands there for Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Kenobi manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Kenobi misses with a left hand
enabling Dinglestomper to counter with a crisp jab.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dinglestomper wants to clinch.
Kenobi has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Dinglestomper.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kenobi connects with a body shot.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the body kick.
Dinglestomper waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kenobi.
Dinglestomper uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Kenobi.
Kenobi throws a shot to the body.
Kenobi looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
Dinglestomper tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kenobi staying out of range there.
An attempted straight right counter from Kenobi misses the target.
Dinglestomper thows a left - swing and a miss!
A thudding body kick lands there by Dinglestomper!
Dinglestomper ducks under a wild hook from Kenobi.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A big left from Kenobi misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dinglestomper missing with a left hand there. Kenobi was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dinglestomper looks to throw the jab but Kenobi is out of range.
Kenobi will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Dinglestomper checks the leg kick nicely there.
Dinglestomper dodges the punch combination from Kenobi.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Saggy Dinglestomper will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The cut man is working on Saggy Dinglestomper's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Kenobi looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dinglestomper scores with a shot to the body.
Dinglestomper has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Kenobi.
Kenobi connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Dinglestomper momentarily.
Dinglestomper ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Dinglestomper misses with a low kick.
Kenobi walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Dinglestomper checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Kenobi moves out of range of the leg kick from Dinglestomper.
Kenobi misses with a looping left.
Kenobi lands a glancing blow to the side of Dinglestomper's head.
Kenobi misses with a looping right.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kenobi ducks under a wild hook from Dinglestomper.
Kenobi connects with a solid leg kick.
Dinglestomper cracks a nice hook into Kenobi's ribs.
Kenobi takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kenobi paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Kenobi tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dinglestomper was well out of range. Poor timing from Kenobi.
Dinglestomper tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kenobi was well out of range. Poor timing from Dinglestomper.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kenobi throws a hook but Dinglestomper blocks it.
Kenobi throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Kenobi scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Dinglestomper slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Dinglestomper with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Dinglestomper drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Dinglestomper scoring well with a low kick there.
Dinglestomper pulls out of a head kick attempt.
It looked like Kenobi was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kenobi.
Kenobi lands a slapping body shot.
Kenobi scores with a leg kick.
Dinglestomper looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Kenobi jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A little jabbing left from Dinglestomper on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Kenobi blocks a jab.
Kenobi misses with a looping left.
Dinglestomper lands a nice looking kick to the body. Kenobi takes a step back to recover.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kenobi throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dinglestomper connects with a body shot that sends Kenobi's belly button to the back.
A low kick lands for Kenobi.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Kenobi misses the target.
Kenobi misses with a two punch combination.
Nice uppercut lands for Dinglestomper. That snapped Kenobi's head back.
Nice body kick from Kenobi.
Dinglestomper defending well as Kenobi loads up on a big left hand.
Dinglestomper misses with a wild body shot.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Dinglestomper stuns Kenobi with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Dinglestomper moves out of range as Kenobi throws a body kick.
Kenobi looks to score with a jab to the body but Dinglestomper is just out of range.
A big right from Kenobi misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Dinglestomper! But no joy.
Nice shot by Dinglestomper.
Dinglestomper chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Kenobi can pounce on him.
Kenobi scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kenobi looks to throw the jab but Dinglestomper is out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick but Kenobi moves out of range.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dinglestomper digs a good hook to Kenobi's body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dinglestomper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Kenobi scores with a nice head shot.
Kenobi throws a body shot but no joy.
Dinglestomper's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Dinglestomper slips a straight right by Kenobi.
Dinglestomper works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the body kick from Kenobi.
Dinglestomper is looking to chop away at Kenobi's legs.
Kenobi misses with a left hand
and Dinglestomper counters with a leg kick.
Kenobi ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dinglestomper moves away.
Dinglestomper is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kenobi.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Kenobi thows a left - swing and a miss!
A left lands for Kenobi.
Dinglestomper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Dinglestomper turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Dinglestomper looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kenobi misses the jab.
Kenobi throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Dinglestomper swings and misses with a hook to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kenobi throws a push kick but Dinglestomper slaps the foot to one side.
Kenobi throws a lazy right hand but Dinglestomper sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dinglestomper fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Kenobi checks it well.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kenobi. Dinglestomper does a little dance to reset his feet.
Dinglestomper misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kenobi throws a shot from downtown. Dinglestomper moves away and avoids it.
Kenobi keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Kenobi throws an overhand right that lands on Dinglestomper's shoulder, as Dinglestomper tries to avoid the shot.
Dinglestomper fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Kenobi manages to avoid it.
Dinglestomper moves out of range of the strikes.
Dinglestomper throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Dinglestomper throws a body kick that misses.
A slow jab from Kenobi misses its intended target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kenobi fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dinglestomper lands with a hook. Kenobi tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Kenobi rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Kenobi takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kenobi looks to land a right hand but Dinglestomper moved out of range.
Dinglestomper misses with a kick to the body.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Obi Wan Kenobi.
I think Kenobi has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 29:28
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 29:28
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by split decision... Obi Wan Kenobi!
Obi Wan Kenobi very nearly forgot to thank Carnage Clothing amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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