PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rick Rude (ranked 1250 p4p, 4418 weight class) and William Jaktic (ranked 42 p4p, 85 weight class). Rude's entrance music is Beautiful People by - Marilyn Manson . A fine choice. Rick Rude could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to William Jaktic's chin.

Rude
vs
Jaktic

199 cm
27
290
5 - 3 - 0

195 cm
28
256
10 - 14 - 1

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Rick Rude!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, William Jaktic!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Shigeki Fujiwara and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jaktic tries to clinch but Rude moves out of range.
Rude appears to be looking for a big counter.
Rude misses with a few strikes there.
Rude defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Jaktic.
A little feinted left hand from Rude on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.

Rude sends Jaktic crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Rude is motioning to the referee to let Jaktic up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

It looks like William Jaktic has been cut.
Rude fakes the body blow, causing Jaktic to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Jaktic goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Rick Rude!
As Rick Rude got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: I'm just......RAVISHING '.