PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Carlos Compare (ranked 5864 p4p, 25395 weight class) and Fruit Faggots (ranked 650 p4p, 735 weight class). Faggots is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Queen: Radio gaga. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Compare
vs
Faggots

191 cm
25
275
0 - 1 - 0

218 cm
25
271
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Carlos Compare!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Fruit Faggots!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Bart Greer and Michael Johnstone.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Faggots staying out of range there.
Compare fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Carlos Compare seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Faggots doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Compare misses with a wild combination.
Compare pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Compare throws an overhand right that lands on Faggots's shoulder, as Faggots tries to avoid the shot.
Faggots's coach down at Cozad The Island was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Faggots's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
A big left from Compare misses.
Compare takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Faggots uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Compare.
A little jabbing left from Faggots on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Faggots misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Compare.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Faggots walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Compare throws a big shot that misses.
Faggots blocks a jab.
A jab from Compare misses.
Compare throws the left hand but Faggots avoids the punch easily.
Compare throws a jab when Faggots was well out of range.
Compare is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Compare throws a big shot that misses.
Faggots now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Compare definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Faggots takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Compare throws an overhand right that lands on Faggots's shoulder, as Faggots tries to avoid the shot.
Faggots tries to move into range but Compare moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Compare misses with the combination.
Compare throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Compare throws a shot from downtown. Faggots moves away and avoids it.
Compare moves out of range as Faggots strikes.
It looked like Compare wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Faggots misses with a hook
and Compare counters with a stiff right hand.
Faggots misses with a double jab
and Compare counters with a stiff right hand.
A swing and a miss from Compare.
Faggots let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Compare throws a good cross that connects.
Compare misses with a hook. Faggots ducked under it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Faggots gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Faggots defending well as Compare loads up on a big left hand.
Compare looks to throw the jab but Faggots is out of range.
Compare throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Compare connects with a jab.
Faggots misses the jab.
A quick step to the side and Compare tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Compare slips a straight right by Faggots.
Nice shot by Compare.
Compare waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Faggots.
Compare swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Faggots waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Compare.
Compare throwing a counter right hand but Faggots manages to avoid it.
Compare is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Faggots.
Compare throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Faggots throws a body shot but no joy.
Faggots just misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Compare swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Compare takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Faggots throws an overhand right that lands on Compare's shoulder, as Compare tries to avoid the shot.
Compare throws a one two combo.
Compare is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Faggots throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Compare throws a shot from downtown. Faggots moves away and avoids it.
A countering left hand to the body from Faggots misses.
Faggots shoots and misses
and Compare connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Faggots moves forwards but Compare connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Faggots moves out of range as Compare strikes.
Compare ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Faggots steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Compare.
A swing and a miss from Compare.
A telegraphed right hand from Compare misses the target.
Compare dodges the punch combination from Faggots.
Faggots staying out of range there.
Faggots now looks to counter with a shot at the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A big left from Faggots misses.
Compare misses with a wild body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Faggots! But no joy.
Compare darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Faggots slips a straight right by Compare.
Faggots missing with a left hand there. Compare was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Compare scores with a hook.
Compare throws a shot from downtown. Faggots moves away and avoids it.
A jab from Faggots misses.
A little feinted left hand from Compare on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Compare swings widly with a right hand
and Compare takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
A jab from Compare misses.
A jab from Compare misses.
Compare connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Compare avoids the body shot from Faggots.
Compare missing with a left hand there. Faggots was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Faggots tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Carlos Compare dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Faggots bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Some wild striking there from Compare.
Faggots uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Compare.
A big left from Compare misses.
Compare misses with a looping right.
Faggots looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Compare throws a jab but it's blocked by Faggots.
A nice side step and Faggots releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Faggots throws a lazy right hand but Compare sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Compare swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Faggots steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Compare.
Compare misses with a shot to the body
and Faggots counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Faggots avoids the body shot from Compare.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with each other but Faggots might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Compare has got the better of the exchanges.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Compare connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Compare throws a looping overhand right but Faggots ducks down to avoid it.
Faggots ducks under a wild hook from Compare.
Compare swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
It seemed like Faggots was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Compare throws a looping overhand right but Faggots ducks down to avoid it.
Faggots appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Faggots slips under a jab from Compare.
Nice jab there from Compare.
Compare throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Faggots.
A telegraphed right hand from Compare misses the target.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Faggots! But no joy.
Faggots misses with a takedown attempt
letting Compare counter with a right hand.
Compare throws a looping overhand right but Faggots ducks down to avoid it.
Faggots misses with an uppercut. Compare saw that one coming.
Faggots missing with a left hand there. Compare was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A telegraphed right hand from Faggots misses the target.
Compare connects with a looping right hand.
Compare fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Faggots on the side of the head.
Faggots misses with a right hand

and Compare counters with a nice right hand that sends Faggots toppling to the canvas! Faggots scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Compare finish him?!

Faggots is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Compare throws a series of punches but Faggots moves out of range.
Faggots throws a counter combo.
A looping hook to the body misses from Faggots. Compare does a little dance to reset his feet.
Faggots is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Compare.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Compare lands with a hook. Faggots tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Faggots is still on wobbly legs! Can Compare finish him?
Faggots moves out of range of the strikes.
Faggots seems to have recovered his senses.
Faggots misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Compare.
Compare misses with a right hand
and Faggots cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Compare connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Faggots momentarily.
A shot to the liver by Compare. Beautiful body shot.
Compare keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Faggots.
A little feinted left hand from Compare on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Compare slips a jab from Faggots.
Compare throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Faggots walks into a straight right hand from Compare.
Faggots looks for a takedown but Compare sprawls well.
Carlos Compare is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Compare misses with a wild combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Compare steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Faggots.
Faggots moves away from the strike by Compare.
Compare uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Faggots.
Compare swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Faggots missing with a left hand there. Compare was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Compare throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Faggots pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A telegraphed right hand from Compare misses the target.
Compare throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Faggots unleashes a big counter combination but Compare bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Faggots displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Compare throws out the jab.
A slow jab from Faggots misses its intended target.
Compare misses with a hook.
Faggots takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Some wild striking there from Compare.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Compare connects with a crisp jab.
Compare scores with a sloppy right hand. Faggots should have avoided that one.
Compare throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Faggots swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Compare throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Faggots throws a series of punches but Compare avoids them all with ease.
Compare misses with an uppercut.
Compare misses with a lunging right hand
and Faggots counters with a right hand to the body.
Faggots throws a lazy right hand but Compare sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Compare connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Faggots momentarily.
Compare misses with a looping left.

Compare drops Faggots with a beautiful combination! Faggots stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Compare is looking for the KO!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Compare throws a lazy uppercut
and Faggots counters with a straight right hand.
Compare cracks Faggots with a nasty uppercut that draws ooohs from the crowd and sends Faggots tumbling backwards onto the mat. He tries to recover but Compare pounces and lands a hail of unanswered strikes that forces the referee to step in to end the fight! Faggots is not happy but he gave the referee no choice!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Carlos Compare!
In defeat, Fruit Faggots stepped up to the mic, saying 'Oooh lala!'.