PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Phil Cosby (ranked 431 p4p, 813 weight class) and Laughing Panda (ranked 15 p4p, 19 weight class). Cosby comes to the cage accompanied by I Want Your Sex. Phil Cosby has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cosby
vs
Panda

194 cm
26
277
14 - 4 - 0

150 cm
27
130
8 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Very strong

Powerful takedowns
Basic striking
Fast

PWNAGE™
Vegan Gains

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Phil Cosby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Laughing Panda!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Topper Green and Ron Honeybunn.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cosby misses with a two punch combination.
Cosby throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Panda.

Panda gets a takedown into half guard.
Panda tries to pass the half guard into mount. Cosby knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

Panda is trying to work for a kimura but Cosby is defending well.

Cosby looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Panda is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Panda trying to control from half guard but Cosby is working away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cosby is trying to control but can't.
Panda prevents Cosby from improving his position.
Cosby has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Panda is working away from the top position though.

Panda is looking for a kimura but Cosby is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Panda to get the leverage.

Panda is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Panda tries to pass the half guard into mount. Cosby knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Panda has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Crapollas Gym. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.

Cosby looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Panda in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Cosby tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Panda!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Laughing Panda!