PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Snarf Snarf (ranked 4633 p4p, 4509 weight class) and Beta Tycoon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snarf's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Thunder Cats Snarf. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Snarf
vs
Tycoon

190 cm
25
275
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
265
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Snarf Snarf!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Beta Tycoon!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Sano, Yuuki Gou and Ren Mimura.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snarf ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Tycoon moves away.

Tycoon gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Tycoon tries to break free but Snarf pushes him back against the cage.
Tycoon is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
A short right from Snarf on the inside.
Snarf working aggressively here.

Tycoon pulls Snarf into guard.
Snarf wants to pass the guard but Tycoon is keeping the position.
Tycoon manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Snarf manages to get himself to full guard.

Tycoon stands and steps away. Snarf gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snarf scores with a shot to the body.
Snarf Snarf seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tycoon shoots in looking for a takedown but Snarf manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Tycoon's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Snarf swings for the body but Tycoon moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tycoon with a lazy takedown attempt
and Snarf cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

Tycoon takes the fight into the clinch.
Tycoon blocking some punches.
Snarf scores with a shoulder strike.
Snarf misses with a shot to the kidneys.

Tycoon gets control of Snarf's arms and successfully pulls guard. Tycoon will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
Snarf slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Snarf throwing strikes from guard but Tycoon blocks nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snarf's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Snarf slips nicely into half guard.
Snarf looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Tycoon is trying to stand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snarf trying to pass the guard but Tycoon defending well.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Snarf is thwarting Tycoon's attempts to control the position.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Good standup being displayed there by Snarf as he connects with a hook.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Tycoon is defended easily by Snarf.
Snarf Snarf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Beta Tycoon.
Snarf scores with a jab to the body.
Tycoon looks winded!
Snarf takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snarf misses with a hook.
Snarf takes a swing at Tycoon's ribcage but misses.
Tycoon unleashes a big counter combination but Snarf bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Snarf throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Snarf works over Tycoon's head and body with a nice combination.
Tycoon swats away the attempt to clinch by Snarf.

Snarf gets a clinch.
Snarf misses with the head strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snarf tries to throw a body punch but Tycoon avoids it by throwing Snarf back against the cage.
Snarf tries to work over Tycoon's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Snarf working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Tycoon blocks an uppercut.
Snarf makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Tycoon has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Snarf is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Snarf tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Snarf Snarf dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Snarf looks to score with a jab to the body but Tycoon is just out of range.

Tycoon clinches up with Snarf and pushes him back against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Snarf.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Snarf.
Snarf fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Still in the clinch, Snarf scores with a nice short uppercut.
Snarf tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Snarf lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Snarf fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Snarf swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tycoon tries to work over Snarf's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Snarf has a couple of punches blocked by Tycoon.
A right handed body shot lands from Snarf.
Snarf swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Tycoon is working for takedown but Snarf is calmly controlling the position for now.
Tycoon is breathing heavily.
Snarf tries a body shot but Tycoon blocks it.
Tycoon is trying to pull guard but Snarf turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short left from Snarf.
Snarf lands a nice uppercut.
Snarf working aggressively here.
Tycoon is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Snarf Snarf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Beta Tycoon.
Snarf lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Snarf lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Snarf tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tycoon's elbow.
Snarf swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Snarf lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Tycoon or not.
Tycoon prevents a body shot from Snarf.
Tycoon goes for a takedown attempt but Snarf pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

Snarf has Tycoon up against the cage in a clinch.
Snarf lands a hook that snaps the head of Tycoon backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snarf lands with a right to the head.
Snarf lands with a right to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Snarf lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Snarf misses with a hook from the clinch.
Snarf tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Tycoon's elbow.
Snarf lands with a right to the head.
Snarf is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tycoon can do to turn this around?
A head punch on the inside from Snarf fails to land.
Snarf lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Snarf lands with a short shot to the head.
Snarf doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Snarf.
Snarf misses with some punches.
Snarf lands with a light punch inside.
Snarf lands a right hand that snaps the head of Tycoon backwards.
Tycoon misses with a punch on the inside.
Snarf lands with a light punch inside.
Snarf lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Tycoon or not.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Snarf.
Snarf lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A nice right hand lands inside from Snarf.
Snarf working aggressively here.
Snarf lands with a right to the head.
Snarf misses with a punch to the body.
Tycoon is trying to pull guard but Snarf turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Tycoon blocks a body shot from Snarf.
Snarf lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A body shot lands from Snarf.
Snarf stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Snarf misses with a body punch.
Snarf Snarf has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Snarf goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Snarf misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Snarf lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Snarf.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snarf makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A right handed body shot lands from Snarf.
Snarf swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch on the inside from Snarf fails to land.
A right hand to the body from Snarf.
Snarf lands a right hand.
Snarf tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Snarf misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Tycoon takes a shot to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tycoon.
A short right from Snarf on the inside.
Snarf lands a body shot in the clinch.
Snarf throws a punch but it's blocked by Tycoon.
Snarf doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Snarf lands a nice shot to the body.
Snarf pushes Tycoon back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Snarf Snarf dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Snarf changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
A combination from Snarf does no damage.
Snarf with a jab.
Snarf cracks Tycoon with a left hook right on the temple and Tycoon goes down! He's out! Referee! Stop the fight! Snarf lands a few more punches before the dopey ref steps in - hopefully Tycoon is OK!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snarf Snarf!