PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jeff Mma (ranked 838 p4p, 661 weight class) and Obama Filth (ranked 135 p4p, 103 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Filth's choice of entrance music: Beat the Bastards. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Mma
vs
Filth

182 cm
38
190
35 - 20 - 2

185 cm
27
193
9 - 6 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 20 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Jeff Mma!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Obama Filth!
The judges for this bout are Ren Mimura, Shigeki Fujiwara and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mma lands a front kick.
Filth jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Filth uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mma.
Mma explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Filth takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Mma misses with an uppercut
and Filth counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mma throws a right hand that Filth ducks under and follows up with a left that Filth also avoids with ease.
Mma throws a looping overhand right but Filth ducks down to avoid it.
Mma bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mma throws a body punch but Filth moves out of range.
Filth lands a nice shot that snaps Mma's head back.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Filth throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Mma counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mma rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Filth moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Mma throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Filth counters with a series of strikes. Mma will be more careful next time no doubt.
Filth misses with a hook
and Filth takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mma has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Filth lands a body shot.
Mma misses with a hook
and Filth counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mma throws a right and a left that Filth avoids nicely.
Filth connects with a leg kick.
Filth throws an overhand right that lands on Mma's shoulder, as Mma tries to avoid the shot.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Mma. Filth shrugs it off though.
Mma throws an overhand right that lands on Filth's shoulder, as Filth tries to avoid the shot.
Mma throws a lazy uppercut
and Filth counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mma thinking.
Filth takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Filth lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Filth throws a half hearted mid kick.
Mma was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Mma pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Mma thuds a left hand into Filth's body.
Filth thuds his shin into the meat of Mma's side.
Sloppy strikes from Mma. Those never looked like landing.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Filth comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Filth - just one landing.
The fighters circling - Filth throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Filth slips under a jab.
Filth pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Mma slips a jab from Filth.
Jeff Mma seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Filth lands a head shot.
Filth loads up on a big right hand but Mma slips the punch.
Mma loads up on a big right hand but Filth slips the punch.
Filth feints a counter leg kick.
Filth with a nice calf kick.
Mma checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Mma scores with a leg kick.
Filth lands a jab to Mma's midsection.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Filth, as that shot connected.
Mma stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Filth.
Mma misses with a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mma shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Filth. Mma does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mma bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mma throws a sloppy head kick and Filth moves out of range easily.
Mma uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Filth.
Filth is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Mma had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Filth thows a left - swing and a miss!
Filth fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Mma moves away from the strike by Filth.
No joy there for Mma, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Filth misses with a wild body shot.
An inside leg kick lands from Filth.
Mma missing with a left hand there. Filth was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Filth misses with an uppercut.
Mma walks into a straight right hand from Filth.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Filth waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mma.
Filth lunges at Mma with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Mma's hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Filth does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Filth throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Filth misses with a body shot.
A low kick lands for Mma.
Filth bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A countering left hand to the body from Filth misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Filth misses the target.
Mma misses with a hook.
Mma moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Filth scores with a nice right hand.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mma walks into a jab.
Filth misses with a series of wild punches.
Mma slips under a jab from Filth.
It appears Mma was looking to counter with a kick there.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Obama Filth dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Filth misses the shot to the body.
Mma keeps Filth at a distance using the push kick.
Filth takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A nice inside leg kick there by Filth. That's going to slow Mma down.
Mma tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Filth is able to avoid easily.
Mma ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Mma looks for the body kick but Filth saw that one coming.
Mma keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Filth throws a wild body kick that Mma sees coming a mile off.
Filth is looking to slow Mma down with leg kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice straight punches there by Mma. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Mma.
Nice jab there from Mma.
Filth takes a jab right on the kisser.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mma throws a sloppy head kick and Filth moves out of range easily.
Mma with a nice calf kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Filth ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Mma misses with a series of wild punches.
Filth throws a right hand that misses
and Mma counters with a two punch combo.
Filth lands with an uppercut that bounces Mma off the cage and back into range.
Filth throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mma swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Filth ducks right into an uppercut from Mma.
Filth misses the jab.
Filth avoids a punch combination nicely.
Mma throws a right hand that Filth ducks under and follows up with a left that Filth also avoids with ease.
Filth throws a shot from downtown. Mma moves away and avoids it.
A right-left combo lands from Mma.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Filth is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mma.
Mma pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A slow jab from Filth misses its intended target.
Filth moves out of range of the strikes.
A slow jab from Mma misses its intended target.
Filth lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Nice cross by Mma.
Filth scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Filth misses with a looping right.
Mma tries a head kick but it misses.
A good leg kick by Filth.
Mma takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Mma throws a head kick that misses.
Filth loads up on a big right hand but Mma slips the punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Filth takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Mma misses with a right hand
and Filth counters with a nice uppercut.
Mma is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Filth throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mma stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Mma misses with a low kick.
Mma scores with a leg kick.
Mma fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Filth checks it well.
Filth lands an overhand right.
Obama Filth seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Filth has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Mma.
Mma swings widly with a right hand
and Filth counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mma chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Filth can pounce on him.
Mma moves forwards but Filth connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Filth throws a leg kick
letting Mma counter with a right hand.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mma misses with a jab, cross combination.
Filth has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Mma finds it's way round the side to connect with Filth's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mma missing with a left hand there. Filth was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Filth throws out a counter right but Mma avoids it with no problem.
The fighters circling - Mma throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mma gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Mma takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Filth moves into range and connects with a jab.
Mma scores with a hook.
Filth moves out of range as Mma strikes.
Filth only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Filth is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Mma avoids the body shot from Filth.
Filth feints and then cracks Mma's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mma down.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mma throws a body kick that misses.
Filth raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Filth misses with a wild body shot.
Filth moves forwards but Mma connects with a nice, crisp jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Jeff Mma dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!

Filth throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
A low kick from Mma is predictable there
and Filth cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mma ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Filth moves away.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mma. Filth does a little dance to reset his feet.
Mma takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Mma throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Filth on the side of the head.
A big right from Filth misses.
Mma tries to land a front kick but Filth steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Filth scores with a jab to the body.
Mma looks to land a body kick but Filth moved away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Filth connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Mma throws a jab when Filth was well out of range.
Filth keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Filth looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Mma throws a lazy right hand but Filth sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mma throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Filth counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Filth cracks Mma with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
A big left from Mma misses.
Mma displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Filth throws out the jab.
Mma throws a left and a right that both miss
and Filth counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mma keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Mma uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Filth.
Filth thows a left - swing and a miss!
Filth pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A little feinted left hand from Mma on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Filth moves away from the strike by Mma.
Filth misses with a looping right.
Filth takes one to the side of the head.
Mma takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Mma throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Filth jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Filth scores with a nice head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mma swings widly with a right hand
and Filth counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mma thinking.
Filth keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mma rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Filth moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Filth looks to throw the jab but Mma is out of range.
Mma throws an off balance right hand
and Filth counters with a straight right hand.
Filth takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Mma throws a big shot that misses.
Mma lands a leg kick that knocks Filth off balance momentarily.
Filth throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Filth throws out a loose jab but Mma uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mma blocks a head kick by Filth.
Mma is looking to counter punch.
Filth throws a body punch but Mma moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mma throws an overhand right that lands on Filth's shoulder, as Filth tries to avoid the shot.
Filth throws a leg kick which misses Mma's front leg but catches the back leg as Mma tries to avoid it.
Mma stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Filth.
Filth needs to keep his hands up - Mma had a free shot at his head there.
Mma takes a swing at Filth's ribcage but misses.
Filth misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mma.
A head kick misses from Filth.
Mma looks for the body kick but Filth saw that one coming.
Mma checks the leg kick.
The fighters circling - Mma throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Filth buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A swing and a miss from Filth.
Filth dodges the punch combination from Mma.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mma blocks the body kick.
Mma scores with a body shot.
Mma slips a jab and a cross from Filth.
Mma scores with a sloppy right hand. Filth should have avoided that one.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mma looks to land a left hand but Filth moved out of range nicely.
Filth fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Mma.
Mma throws a shot from downtown. Filth moves away and avoids it.
Mma throws a predictable looking body shot
and Filth counters with a straight right hand.
Mma looks to score with a jab to the body but Filth is just out of range.
Filth throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A solid leg kick lands there for Filth.
Mma throws an off balance right hand
and Filth counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Filth defending well as Mma loads up on a big left hand.

And that's the end of the fight!
Obama Filth comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Filth has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 28:29
Judge Shigeki Fujiwara scores the fight 28:29
Judge Hirohito Nitta scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Obama Filth!
Obama Filth decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.