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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mac Bandini (ranked 1279 p4p, 1448 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 145 p4p, 162 weight class). Bandini comes to the cage accompanied by Expanse. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Long Schlong was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mac Bandini!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bandini rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Schlong counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Schlong swings widly with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Schlong looks to score with a jab to the body but Bandini is just out of range.
It looked like Bandini wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Schlong swings for the body but Bandini moves out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Bandini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schlong smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Schlong misses with a lunging right hand
and Bandini counters with a stiff right hand.
Bandini staying out of range there.
Schlong jabbing away but nothing is landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong ducks under a wild hook from Bandini.
Schlong throws a poor cross that misses
and Bandini counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A slow jab from Schlong misses its intended target.
Schlong fails with the takedown
and Bandini cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A big left from Schlong misses.
Bandini was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bandini takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Schlong uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Bandini has time to react.
Bandini keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Schlong scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Mac Bandini is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Schlong missing with a left hand there. Bandini was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
A little feinted left hand from Bandini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Long Schlong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schlong misses with a hook.
Schlong misses with a wild body shot.
Bandini seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Schlong moves out of range as Bandini strikes.
Schlong looks like he wants to counter punch here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bandini lands a nice shot that snaps Schlong's head back.
Bandini steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Schlong.
Bandini dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bandini is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
Schlong takes a swing at Bandini's ribcage but misses.
Schlong throws a leg kick that misses.
A little feinted left hand from Bandini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schlong lands with a good body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schlong misses with a wild body shot.
Nice body punch from Schlong.
Schlong swings away with a body shot that misses
enabling Bandini to counter with a crisp jab.
Schlong tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bandini was well out of range. Poor timing from Schlong.
Schlong shoots in looking for a takedown. Bandini tries to sprawl out of it but Schlong keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bandini manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Mac Bandini has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bandini lands a slapping body shot.
Bandini defending well as Schlong loads up on a big left hand.
Bandini is looking to counter punch.
Schlong misses with a takedown attempt - Bandini sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Schlong misses with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Schlong connects with a nice looking jab.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Bandini is looking to counter punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bandini misses with a looping left.
Schlong throws an off balance right hand
and Bandini counters with a nice uppercut.
Schlong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Bandini misses the target.
Schlong misses with a jab to the body
and Bandini counters with a straight right hand.
Schlong misses with a lunging right hand
and Bandini counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Schlong fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Bandini looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schlong misses with a hook.
Schlong misses with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
A jab from Schlong misses.
Schlong scores with a decent looking hook.
Schlong throws a body punch but Bandini moves out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Long Schlong will probably get the nod.
That's time! Bandini's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Schlong closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Bandini shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Bandini does a little dance to reset his feet.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bandini. Schlong does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schlong cracks Bandini with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Schlong throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Bandini counter with a right hand.
Bandini rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Schlong counters with a stiff right hand.
Schlong throws a sloppy body shot
and Bandini counters with a stiff right hand.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong misses with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a nice uppercut.
Schlong throws a looping overhand right but Bandini ducks down to avoid it.
Schlong misses the body punch
and Bandini counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong darts in and clinches Bandini up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Bandini's efforts to push away.
Bandini has had enough of the clinch but Schlong keeps him there for the moment.
Bandini looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
A frustrated look appears on Bandini's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bandini wants to get back to striking at distance but Schlong won't allow it.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Bandini breaks the clinch.
A looping hook to the body misses from Schlong. Bandini does a little dance to reset his feet.
A little feinted left hand from Bandini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schlong swings widly with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Schlong works Bandini's body with a nice hook.
Schlong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bandini sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bandini throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Bandini cracks Schlong with a good jab.
Schlong throws a predictable looking body shot
and Bandini counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Bandini.
Schlong throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A little feinted left hand from Bandini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schlong misses with a takedown
letting Bandini counter with a right hand.
Bandini misses with an uppercut. Schlong saw that one coming.
Bandini takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schlong looks to score with a jab to the body but Bandini is just out of range.
Bandini lands a jab to the nose.
A punch lands to the side of Bandini 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bandini takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Schlong misses with a hook. Bandini ducked under it nicely.
Bandini swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Bandini misses.
Bandini with a jab.
Schlong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Schlong slips under a jab.
Schlong misses with a body shot
and Bandini counters with a right hand to the body.
Bandini slips under a jab.
An attempted straight right counter from Bandini misses the target.
Schlong swings for the body but Bandini moves out of range.
Bandini was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Bandini misses with an uppercut. Schlong saw that one coming.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Schlong! But no joy.
Schlong misses with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a stiff right hand.
Schlong throws a right hand that misses
and Bandini counters with a straight right hand.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Bandini throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schlong misses with a left hand
and Bandini counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Schlong misses with a body punch
and Bandini counters with a straight right hand.
Schlong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Schlong misses with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bandini misses the jab.
Schlong with a lazy takedown attempt
and Bandini counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bandini throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A big right from Schlong misses.
Bandini throws a hook but Schlong avoids it easily.
A low kick lands for Schlong.
Schlong throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bandini sees it coming and avoids it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Mac Bandini dominated that second round.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
It looked like Bandini wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Schlong punishes Bandini's body with a nice straight punch.
Schlong lands a head shot.
Bandini misses the jab.
Schlong throws a hook but Bandini avoids it easily.
Bandini ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bandini was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Schlong misses with a left hand
and Schlong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bandini ducks under a wild hook from Schlong.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot to the liver by Schlong. Beautiful body shot.
Schlong ducks under a wild hook from Bandini.
A countering left hand to the body from Schlong misses.
Schlong cracks Bandini with a good jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bandini looks to land a left hand but Schlong moved out of range nicely.
Bandini throws a hook but Schlong blocks it.
Schlong throws a looping overhand right but Bandini ducks down to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Bandini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schlong throws a jab when Bandini was well out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Bandini on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Schlong goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Schlong, as that shot connected.
The fighters circling - Schlong throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice shot lands for Bandini.
Bandini throws out a loose jab but Schlong uses good head movement to avoid it.
Schlong throws a jab but it's blocked by Bandini.
Bandini is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Schlong throws a body punch but Bandini moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong tries for a takedown but Bandini circles away easily
letting Bandini counter with a right hand.
Schlong throws a looping overhand right but Bandini ducks down to avoid it.
Bandini swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nice defenses there by Bandini.
Bandini is looking to counter punch.
Bandini will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Schlong looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Schlong throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bandini pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A swing and a miss from Bandini.
Schlong throws a lazy uppercut
and Schlong takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mac Bandini is winning the standup battle so far.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bandini drops his hands momentarily and Schlong takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Schlong misses with an uppercut.
Schlong lands a jab.
Bandini avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Schlong rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bandini counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Schlong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bandini throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bandini misses with a left hand
and Schlong connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Schlong misses with a shot to the body
and Bandini counters with a nice uppercut.
Bandini misses with a lunging right hand
and Schlong counters with a left to the body.
Schlong lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bandini circles away quickly and effectively.
It looked like Bandini wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Bandini.
Schlong throws the left hand but Bandini avoids the punch easily.
Bandini is looking to counter punch.
Bandini ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schlong misses with a left hand
and Bandini counters with a three punch combo that has Schlong backing up. Schlong nods at Bandini to acknowledge the strikes.
Schlong is rocked!
Bandini fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Schlong to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Schlong looks to clinch but Bandini throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Schlong taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:31 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Mac Bandini!
Mac Bandini very nearly forgot to thank Darvin Nutrition amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.
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hype
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