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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jab Buckeye (ranked 935 p4p, 729 weight class) and Anti Half Assed (ranked 34 p4p, 22 weight class). Buckeye kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Right above it lil Wayne . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

184 cm
33
196
20 - 17 - 1
179 cm
35
170
26 - 18 - 1
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jab Buckeye!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 18 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Anti Half Assed!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Igor Prikhodko and Aleksei Zolotukhin.




The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice defenses there by Half Assed.
Half Assed lands a head shot.
Buckeye misses with a right hand
and Half Assed connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Half Assed misses with a hook. Buckeye ducked under it nicely.
A counter left hand to the body from Buckeye misses its target.
Jab from Half Assed.
Half Assed throws a head kick that Buckeye semi-blocks.

It looks like Jab Buckeye has been cut.
Buckeye looks to land a right hand but Half Assed moved out of range.
Half Assed thows a left - swing and a miss!
Half Assed blocks a jab.
Half Assed keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Buckeye.
Half Assed tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Buckeye changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Buckeye moves out of range as Half Assed strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Buckeye on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Half Assed just misses with a punch to the body.
A right-left combo lands from Half Assed.
Half Assed throws a right hand that misses
and Buckeye counters with a stiff right hand.
Half Assed throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Buckeye is looking to counter punch.
A swing and a miss from Half Assed.
A head kick misses from Half Assed.
Buckeye displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Half Assed throws out the jab.
Buckeye is looking to counter punch.
A lazy body kick from Half Assed
letting Buckeye counter with a right hand.
Half Assed bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Buckeye's head backwards.
Half Assed lands a really nice looking cross but Buckeye seems unphased.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Buckeye swings widly with a right hand
and Half Assed counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Half Assed throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Buckeye staying out of range there.
Jab Buckeye is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A jab from Buckeye misses.
Half Assed misses with a straight right.
Buckeye swings widly with a right hand
and Half Assed makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Half Assed pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Buckeye throws a body punch but Half Assed moves out of range.
Half Assed moves out of range of the strikes.
Half Assed throws a big shot that misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Buckeye misses the target.
Buckeye scores with a nice right hand.
Buckeye walks into a straight right hand from Half Assed.
Half Assed looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A counter left hand to the body from Buckeye misses its target.
Jab, jab by Half Assed - just one landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Half Assed changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Buckeye tries to avoid it but Half Assed manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Buckeye to the ground. Buckeye escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Buckeye waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Half Assed.
A big right from Half Assed misses.
Half Assed shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Buckeye sprawls well. Buckeye wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Half Assed gets slowly back to his feet.
Buckeye is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Half Assed.
Half Assed throws a lazy uppercut
enabling Buckeye to counter with a crisp jab.
Half Assed tries to bum rush Buckeye with a series of wild strikes but Buckeye uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Half Assed throws a combination that misses
and Buckeye counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Half Assed takes one to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Buckeye counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Half Assed uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Buckeye looks to score with a jab to the body but Half Assed is just out of range.
Half Assed defending well as Buckeye loads up on a big left hand.
Buckeye throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Half Assed on the side of the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Half Assed throws a head kick that misses
and Buckeye counters with a left and a right that stings Half Assed.
Half Assed throws a combination that misses
and Buckeye counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Buckeye uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Half Assed.
Buckeye was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Half Assed throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
An attempted straight right counter from Buckeye misses the target.
Buckeye defending well as Half Assed loads up on a big left hand.
Half Assed tried to score with a low kick but Buckeye checks it.
Half Assed falls off balance throwing a combination
and Buckeye counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Anti Half Assed dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jab Buckeye's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Half Assed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Buckeye manages to avoid it.
It looked like Buckeye was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Half Assed misses with a low kick.
Buckeye swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Buckeye misses with a right hand
and Half Assed counters with a nice uppercut.
Half Assed slips under a jab from Buckeye.
A jab from Half Assed misses.
A little feinted left hand from Buckeye on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Half Assed misses with a hook to the body
and Buckeye makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Half Assed slips a jab from Buckeye.
Half Assed moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Half Assed displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Buckeye throws out the jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Half Assed moves into range and connects with a jab.
Half Assed closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Buckeye is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Buckeye slips under a jab from Half Assed.
Buckeye uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Half Assed.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Buckeye slips a straight right by Half Assed.
Half Assed thows a left - swing and a miss!
Buckeye lands with a good body shot.
Buckeye fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Half Assed looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Half Assed swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Buckeye.
Half Assed pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Buckeye moves out of range as Half Assed strikes.
Buckeye throwing a counter right hand but Half Assed manages to avoid it.
Half Assed cracks Buckeye with an open hand slap.
Anti Half Assed seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Buckeye scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Buckeye takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A big right from Half Assed misses.
Half Assed connects with the punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Half Assed!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Half Assed looks to score with a jab to the body but Buckeye is just out of range.
Half Assed throws a right and a left that Buckeye avoids nicely.
Buckeye throws a looping overhand right but Half Assed ducks down to avoid it.
Half Assed looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A slow jab from Half Assed misses its intended target.
Buckeye is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Half Assed bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Buckeye lands with a right hand.
Buckeye moves out of range of the strikes.
Half Assed throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Buckeye throws a jab when Half Assed was well out of range.
A slow jab from Half Assed misses its intended target.
Buckeye moves out of range of the strikes.
Buckeye was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed misses with a hook.
Buckeye is looking to counter punch.
Half Assed misses with a hook. Buckeye ducked under it nicely.
Half Assed throws out a loose jab but Buckeye uses good head movement to avoid it.
Buckeye lands a body shot.
Buckeye lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Half Assed needs to keep his hands up - Buckeye had a free shot at his head there.
Half Assed throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Half Assed looks to land a left hand but Buckeye moved out of range nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Buckeye on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Anti Half Assed seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Half Assed misses the jab.
Half Assed throws out a loose jab but Buckeye uses good head movement to avoid it.
Buckeye walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Buckeye scores with a punch to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed scores with a nice right hand.
Half Assed on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Half Assed has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A big left from Half Assed misses.
Half Assed tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Buckeye swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Half Assed lands a head kick!
Buckeye looks to throw the jab but Half Assed is out of range.
Half Assed fails with the takedown.
Half Assed throws a leg kick but Buckeye sees it coming and moves out of range.
Half Assed scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Half Assed throws a front kick aimed at Buckeye's knee but Buckeye avoids it well.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Anti Half Assed showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jab Buckeye's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Buckeye jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Buckeye swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Half Assed counters with a nice uppercut.
Buckeye misses with a lunging right hand
and Buckeye takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Half Assed scores with the left hand. Buckeye knows he should have avoided that one.
Half Assed throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Half Assed takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Half Assed misses with a straight right.
A little feinted left hand from Buckeye on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Buckeye stuffs the takedown attempt from Half Assed. Half Assed gets slowly back to his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Buckeye throws out a loose jab but Half Assed uses good head movement to avoid it.
Half Assed shoots in for a double leg but Buckeye sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Half Assed throws a looping overhand right but Buckeye ducks down to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Half Assed misses the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Half Assed throws a poor cross that misses
and Buckeye counters with a straight right hand.
Half Assed is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A big right from Half Assed misses.
Buckeye looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Half Assed throws an overhand right that lands on Buckeye's shoulder, as Buckeye tries to avoid the shot.
Half Assed smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Half Assed on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Half Assed thows a left - swing and a miss!
Half Assed lands with a straight right. Buckeye didn't see that one coming.
Half Assed lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Half Assed.
Half Assed misses with a right hand
and Buckeye counters with a straight right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A jab lands there for Half Assed.
Buckeye lands with a right hand.
Anti Half Assed is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Buckeye loads up on a big right hand but Half Assed slips the punch.
Half Assed waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Buckeye.
The fighters circling - Buckeye throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Half Assed connects with a looping right hand.
Buckeye throws out a loose jab but Half Assed uses good head movement to avoid it.
Half Assed looks to land a right hand but Buckeye moved out of range.
Buckeye was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A telegraphed right hand from Buckeye misses the target.
Half Assed steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Buckeye.
A big left from Half Assed misses.
The fighters circling - Buckeye throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Buckeye lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Half Assed shoots in but no luck this time.
Jab Buckeye has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Anti Half Assed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Half Assed connects with the punch.
Buckeye staying out of range there.
A counter left hand to the body from Buckeye misses its target.
A nice combination there by Half Assed.
A low kick lands for Half Assed.
A punch combination from Half Assed misses.
Buckeye moves out of range as Half Assed strikes.
Half Assed throws a hook to the side of Buckeye's head but Buckeye sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Half Assed misses with a looping right.
Buckeye avoids the body shot from Half Assed.
An attempted straight right counter from Buckeye misses the target.
Buckeye misses the jab.
A punch lands to the side of Buckeye 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Buckeye throws a nice looking combination but Half Assed bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Buckeye misses with a straight right.
Half Assed moves out of range of the strikes.
Half Assed lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The fighters circling - Half Assed throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Nice straight punches there by Half Assed. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Half Assed.
Half Assed will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Sloppy strikes from Half Assed. Those never looked like landing.
Jab Buckeye has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Half Assed dodges the punch combination from Buckeye.
Half Assed misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Half Assed fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Buckeye manages to avoid it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Anti Half Assed comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Half Assed has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 27:30
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 27:30
Judge Aleksei Zolotukhin scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Anti Half Assed!

Our winner, Anti Half Assed, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Jab Buckeye spoke after the fight, saying 'I'll be back and work more on my skills!!'.
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FIGHT
RATING
64%
 
 
 
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