PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jim Longchain (ranked 1370 p4p, 3922 weight class) and Iasnfunsufnsud Tsmfimsfnd (ranked 195 p4p, 519 weight class). Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Longchain
vs
Tsmfimsfnd

190 cm
32
255
10 - 11 - 0

190 cm
30
240
7 - 15 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

KOMBAT KLOTHING
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jim Longchain!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 15 - 0, fighting out of London, Iasnfunsufnsud Tsmfimsfnd!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, David Schapiro and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Longchain does it's job there.

It looks like Iasnfunsufnsud Tsmfimsfnd has been cut.
Tsmfimsfnd tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The fight stays on the outside here - Tsmfimsfnd looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Tsmfimsfnd looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A low kick from Longchain misses

and Tsmfimsfnd counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Tsmfimsfnd.

Longchain looking for a guillotine here but Tsmfimsfnd defends easily.
Tsmfimsfnd pushes down on Longchain's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Longchain moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Longchain looking to hit a scissor sweep but Tsmfimsfnd is one step ahead there.
Tsmfimsfnd trying to control the position from guard on top but Longchain is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tsmfimsfnd must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tsmfimsfnd preventing the sweep.

Longchain is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

Longchain working for a triangle but Tsmfimsfnd defends it easily.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Longchain utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Tsmfimsfnd trying to control the position from guard on top but Longchain is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tsmfimsfnd looking to pass the guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.

Longchain looks to be working for a triangle here. Oh, it looks like he might have it! Tsmfimsfnd has picked Longchain up and slammed him! Longchain can't keep hold of the triangle and Tsmfimsfnd manages to pass to side control!
Longchain is looking to regain half guard here but Tsmfimsfnd keeps moving and retains side control.
Tsmfimsfnd is looking to take a break and control but Longchain is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Longchain holding on.
Tsmfimsfnd controlling the position.
Longchain is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tsmfimsfnd is trying to control the action in half guard but Longchain is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Longchain wants to improve his position but Tsmfimsfnd is controlling well.
Tsmfimsfnd trying to control from Longchain's half guard. Longchain has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Tsmfimsfnd pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Longchain is keeping the position for now.
Tsmfimsfnd missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Longchain is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Tsmfimsfnd trying to control but Longchain is working from the bottom.

Longchain had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Tsmfimsfnd defends it easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Tsmfimsfnd trying to control the position from guard on top but Longchain is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Tsmfimsfnd wants to pass the guard but Longchain is keeping the position.
Longchain wants to sweep here but Tsmfimsfnd controlling him for the moment.

Longchain had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Tsmfimsfnd defends it easily.
Longchain looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Tsmfimsfnd puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Longchain is looking to control Tsmfimsfnd's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Longchain avoid being mounted?
Tsmfimsfnd trying to control from half guard but Longchain is working away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Iasnfunsufnsud Tsmfimsfnd will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Iasnfunsufnsud Tsmfimsfnd's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Longchain cracks Tsmfimsfnd with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Jim Longchain is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Tsmfimsfnd tries for a takedown but Longchain circles away easily
letting Longchain counter with a right hand.
Longchain scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Tsmfimsfnd takes the fight into the clinch.
Longchain looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Longchain stalling.

Tsmfimsfnd escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Tsmfimsfnd closes this distance looking for a takedown but Longchain circles away.

Tsmfimsfnd has closed the distance and engaged Longchain in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tsmfimsfnd is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Longchain tries a body shot but Tsmfimsfnd blocks it.
Longchain stalling the fight.
Tsmfimsfnd prevents a body shot from Longchain.

Tsmfimsfnd breaks the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Longchain throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Tsmfimsfnd.
Jim Longchain is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Tsmfimsfnd tries to clinch there but Longchain circles away.
Jab by Longchain.

That has opened up Iasnfunsufnsud Tsmfimsfnd's cut even more.
Longchain is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Tsmfimsfnd can do to turn this around?

Longchain throws a head kick that lands with a deafening thwack! The crowd roars as Tsmfimsfnd stumbles backwards and falls to the mat. Longchain follows into mount!

Tsmfimsfnd is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Longchain lands a heavy shot. That's hurt Tsmfimsfnd! Longchain sees the opportunity and turns up the heat - strike after strike land to the defenseless Tsmfimsfnd and the ref dives in to save him! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Jim Longchain!
A very excited looking Jim Longchain rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.