PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bobby Knuckles (ranked 2348 p4p, 3548 weight class) and Ralphus Rampage (ranked 74 p4p, 123 weight class). Knuckles comes to the cage accompanied by Mama said knock you out by LL COOL J. Rampage has chosen Dethrone the devil by DEVILDRIVER as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. On his way into the cage it seems that Bobby Knuckles has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Bobby Knuckles seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Knuckles
vs
Rampage

198 cm
26
290
4 - 1 - 0

192 cm
25
290
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bobby Knuckles !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ralphus Rampage!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Columbo Gatti and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Knuckles steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Rampage.
Rampage takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Knuckles uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Rampage has time to react.

It looks like Ralphus Rampage has been cut.
Rampage gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Knuckles gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bobby Knuckles !
A relieved looking Bobby Knuckles thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.