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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Mister Mediocre (ranked 385 p4p, 1132 weight class) and Frederick Zwirn (ranked 53 p4p, 150 weight class). Both fighter's entrance songs getting the crowd jumping here.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Great elbows
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mister Mediocre!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Frederick Zwirn!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Ryoma Takatsuka and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zwirn moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Zwirn jabs Mediocre to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Mediocre throws a sloppy head kick and Zwirn moves out of range easily.
Frederick Zwirn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mediocre throws a head kick but Zwirn moves out of range.
Zwirn slips a straight right by Mediocre.
Zwirn slips under a jab from Mediocre.
Mediocre keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mediocre dodges the punch combination from Zwirn.
Zwirn swings for the body but Mediocre moves out of range.
Mediocre swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zwirn slips a jab from Mediocre.
Zwirn throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mediocre.
Zwirn throws a poor cross that misses
and Mediocre counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from Zwirn.
A little feinted left hand from Mediocre on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zwirn takes a swing at Mediocre's ribcage but misses.
Zwirn misses with a hook. Mediocre ducked under it nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Mediocre on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Mediocre throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Zwirn throws a combination. Mediocre tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Zwirn thuds a left hand into Mediocre's body.
Zwirn lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Mediocre ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
It looked like Mediocre wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Zwirn sizes up Mediocre with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Zwirn takes one on the button.
Zwirn misses with a looping left.
Zwirn scores with a nice head shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zwirn throws a looping overhand right but Mediocre ducks down to avoid it.
Mediocre is looking to counter with head kicks.
Mediocre looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Zwirn digs a good hook to Mediocre's body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Zwirn.
Mediocre uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zwirn.
Mediocre gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Zwirn.
Zwirn takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Zwirn looks to score with a jab to the body but Mediocre is just out of range.
Mediocre tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Zwirn manages to circle out of the way.
Zwirn darts in and clinches Mediocre up against the cage.
Mediocre goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mediocre swings wildly with an uppercut but Zwirn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mediocre tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mediocre lands with a short shot to the head.
Mediocre misses with a punch on the inside.
Mediocre struggles to land a body shot inside as Zwirn controls his hands.
Mediocre has a couple of punches blocked by Zwirn.
Mediocre swings wildly with an uppercut but Zwirn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mediocre tries to throw a body punch but Zwirn avoids it by throwing Mediocre back against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zwirn blocks an uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Mediocre.
Zwirn is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Mediocre throws a punch but it's blocked by Zwirn.
Mediocre misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zwirn working aggressively here.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Zwirn.
Mediocre tries to work over Zwirn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mediocre blocks an uppercut.
Mediocre lands a left hand.
Zwirn throws a punch but it's blocked by Mediocre.
Zwirn throws a punch but it's blocked by Mediocre.
Zwirn is trying to stall.
Zwirn misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zwirn scores with a nice hook to the head.
Zwirn swings wildly with an uppercut but Mediocre uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mediocre swings wildly with an uppercut but Zwirn uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mediocre goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mediocre misses with a short punch on the inside.
Zwirn blocks an uppercut.
Zwirn lands a hook to the side of the head.
Mediocre blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zwirn tries to stall but Mediocre uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Zwirn misses with a punch on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mediocre misses with a punch to the body.
Mediocre tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mediocre lands with a light punch inside.
Zwirn misses with a short punch on the inside.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Zwirn.
Mediocre working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Mediocre gets through Zwirn's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Zwirn swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short body shot lands from Mediocre as the two fighters clinch.
Mediocre misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Mediocre softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Zwirn lands a nice uppercut.
A shot in the inside from Mediocre.
Mediocre tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Frederick Zwirn will probably get the nod.
That's time! Mediocre's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Mediocre avoids the body shot from Zwirn.
A little feinted left hand from Mediocre on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Mediocre tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zwirn was well out of range. Poor timing from Mediocre.
Zwirn looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Zwirn misses with a jab to the body
and Mediocre counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Zwirn throws a body shot but no joy.
Mediocre swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Zwirn throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Zwirn throws a right and a left that both miss.
A little feinted left hand from Mediocre on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Mediocre shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Mediocre gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Mediocre doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zwirn jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Zwirn scores with a jab. Mediocre acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Mediocre throws a hook to the side of Zwirn's head but Zwirn sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Zwirn scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mediocre moves out of range as Zwirn strikes.
Mediocre throwing a counter right hand but Zwirn manages to avoid it.
Zwirn throws a right hand that misses
and Mediocre counters with a nice uppercut.
Zwirn lands with a good body shot.
Mediocre slips a jab from Zwirn.
Mediocre misses with a hook. Zwirn ducked under it nicely.
Mediocre ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zwirn moves away.
Mediocre pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Zwirn getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Mediocre throws a hook but Zwirn avoids it easily.
Zwirn throws a combination. Mediocre tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Zwirn throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Zwirn takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Zwirn swings and misses with a shot to the body
enabling Mediocre to counter with a crisp jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zwirn will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mediocre was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Nice defenses there by Mediocre.
Mediocre throwing a counter right hand but Zwirn manages to avoid it.
Zwirn misses with a two punch combination.
Zwirn tries to bum rush Mediocre with a series of wild strikes but Mediocre uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Zwirn has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Mediocre catches Zwirn with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Mediocre fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Mediocre throws a head punch that misses.
Zwirn lands a shoulder strike.
Mediocre misses with a body punch.
Still in the clinch, Mediocre scores with a nice short uppercut.
Mediocre lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zwirn throws a head punch that misses.
Mediocre lands a hook that snaps the head of Zwirn backwards.
Zwirn swings wildly with an uppercut but Mediocre uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mediocre misses with a short punch on the inside.
Mediocre lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Mediocre.
A short right from Mediocre on the inside.
Mediocre tries to work over Zwirn's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Zwirn.
Mediocre misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mediocre blocks an uppercut.
Zwirn blocking some punches.
Zwirn throws an elbow that misses.
Mediocre has a couple of punches blocked by Zwirn.
Mediocre lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Mediocre lands with a light punch inside.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Zwirn looks to throw an elbow but misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mediocre lands a left hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mediocre lands an uppercut.
Zwirn is rocked!
Zwirn misses with a punch on the inside.
Zwirn is still on wobbly legs! Can Mediocre finish him?
Mediocre doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zwirn seems to have recovered his senses.
Zwirn lands a right hand that snaps the head of Mediocre backwards.
Mister Mediocre has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Zwirn blocks an uppercut.
Mediocre misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mediocre lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Zwirn fails to land.
A left hand lands to the body for Mediocre.
Zwirn misses with the head strike.
Mediocre misses with the head strike.
Mediocre lands a nice uppercut.
Zwirn lands an elbow that stopped Mediocre in his tracks for a moment.
Mediocre misses with the head strike.
Mediocre doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Zwirn misses with a punch on the inside.
Mediocre is working Zwirn over against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Zwirn fails to land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Mister Mediocre will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Zwirn misses the jab.
Zwirn connects with a body shot.
Mediocre tries to clinch but Zwirn is having none of it.
Zwirn has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Zwirn jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mediocre avoids the body shot from Zwirn.
Zwirn connects with a nice looking jab.
Zwirn lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Mediocre is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Mediocre changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mediocre throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Mediocre keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Zwirn.
A shot to the body from Zwirn misses
and Mediocre counters with a nice uppercut.
Mediocre misses the shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zwirn lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Zwirn slips under a jab.
Zwirn misses the body punch
and Mediocre connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mediocre tries a head kick but it misses.
Zwirn misses with a straight right.
Zwirn throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mediocre sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Zwirn lands an overhand right.
Mediocre uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zwirn.
Mediocre lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Zwirn at a distance.
Zwirn stuns Mediocre with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Zwirn rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Mediocre connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Mediocre waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract Zwirn. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Zwirn to the canvas! Can he finish him!?
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mediocre drops back for a leg here. A bit of a high risk move... He's looking for a kneebar by the looks of things. Now both of them are looking for submissions. Mediocre seems to have locked his on tight now - Zwirn screams in pain and taps out furiously! It certainly was a high risk move but it's paid off for Mediocre, as he picks up the win!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kneebar). Mister Mediocre!
A relieved looking Mister Mediocre thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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energy
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hype
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