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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jonathan Archer (ranked 745 p4p, 1326 weight class) and Lord Mammon (ranked 107 p4p, 179 weight class). Archer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Wu Tang Clan - Method Man. Lord Mammon has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Jonathan Archer's chin.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jonathan Archer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lord Mammon!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Steve Erwin and Ben Watson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mammon on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Archer lands with an uppercut that bounces Mammon off the cage and back into range.
It looks like Lord Mammon has been cut.
Mammon misses with an uppercut
and Archer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Archer lands with a good body shot.
Archer throws a body shot but no joy.
Archer misses the jab.
Mammon is looking to clinch.
Jab from Archer.
Mammon doesn't manage to clinch there - Archer circles away.
Mammon is looking to clinch but Archer is avoiding it.
Mammon fails with an attempt to clinch.
Mammon moves into the clinch.
Mammon throws a head punch that misses.
Archer breaks the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mammon darts in trying to clinch
letting Archer counter with a right hand.
Mammon has managed to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Archer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've been told by Archer's head coaches at Westside Martial Arts that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Mammon rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Archer counters with an inside leg kick.
Archer gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Mammon tries to close the distance and clinch up but Archer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Archer connects with the punch.
Archer moves into range and connects with a jab.
Mammon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Mammon fails in his attempt to clinch.
Archer tried to counter with a leg kick but Mammon avoided it.
Mammon avoids a punch combination nicely.
A combination from Mammon does no damage.
Nice defenses there by Mammon.
Mammon cracks Archer with an open hand slap.
Archer misses with a wild body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mammon takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Archer misses with a straight left.
Mammon let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mammon instigates a clinch.
Archer manages to break the clinch.
Mammon looks to clinch
and Archer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mammon wants to clinch.
Archer misses the shot to the body.
Mammon moves in looking to clinch but Archer pushes him off.
Mammon connects with a body shot that sends Archer's belly button to the back.
Mammon is looking to clinch but Archer is avoiding it.
Mammon clinches up with Archer and pushes him back against the cage.
Archer manages to break the clinch.
Archer lands a jab to the nose.
Archer lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Mammon backs up against the cage.
Archer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Archer tests Mammon's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Archer will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Archer fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Archer cracks Mammon with an open hand slap.
A right-left combo lands from Mammon.
Archer throws an off balance right hand
and Mammon counters with a left to the body.
Archer takes a swing at Mammon's ribcage but misses.
Mammon looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Archer is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Mammon moves away from the strike by Archer.
Mammon is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Archer with a body shot.
Mammon has taken the fight to the clinch.
Archer works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Archer breaks the clinch.
Mammon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mammon now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Mammon tries to close the distance and clinch up but Archer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Archer lands a lovely overhand right.
Mammon checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Archer misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Mammon darts in and clinches Archer up against the cage.
Mammon misses with some punches.
A right hook to the body lands for Mammon.
Archer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Mammon looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Archer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Archer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mammon wants to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mammon looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Archer slips under a jab.
Mammon listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Archer misses with a looping right.
Archer circles away from the clinch attempt.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jonathan Archer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lord Mammon's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Archer lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Sloppy strikes from Archer. Those never looked like landing.
Mammon wants to counter the offense by Archer and move into the clinch position.
Mammon tries to clinch up.
Archer misses with a looping right.
Jonathan Archer is winning the standup battle so far.
The fight stays on the outside here - Mammon looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Archer takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Archer throws a hook to the side of Mammon's head but Mammon sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Mammon drives through and clinches with Archer against the cage.
Archer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mammon can do to turn this around?
Mammon lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Archer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Archer can't find room to land a body shot as Mammon controls the action.
Mammon misses with a short punch on the inside.
Archer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Mammon fails in his attempt to clinch.
Mammon pushes Archer up against the cage in a clinch.
Archer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mammon avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Archer connects with a nice looking jab.
Archer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Mammon has managed to clinch.
Archer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mammon misses with a punch on the inside.
Archer breaks from the clinch.
A big right from Mammon misses.
Archer missing with a left hand there. Mammon was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mammon ducks under a wild hook from Archer.
Mammon is looking to clinch.
Archer takes one to the chin there.
Mammon swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Archer.
A slow jab from Archer misses its intended target.
Mammon tries to close the distance and clinch but Archer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Archer misses with an uppercut. Mammon saw that one coming.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Archer tries to bum rush Mammon with a series of wild strikes but Mammon uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mammon rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Archer counters with a stiff right hand.
Mammon tries to clinch but Archer moves out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Archer misses its target.
Archer scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
That has opened up Lord Mammon's cut even more.
Archer looks to land a left hand but Mammon moved out of range nicely.
Mammon clinches up against the cage.
Mammon misses with a punch to the body.
Archer manages to break the clinch.
Archer scores with a hook to the body. Mammon takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Mammon misses the shot to the body.
Archer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Mammon looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A jab from Mammon misses.
Archer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Mammon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mammon takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Archer lands with a good body shot.
A nice leg kick from Archer, right into the meat of the thigh.
Archer throws a jab but it's blocked by Mammon.
Mammon throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Mammon lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Archer circles away quickly and effectively.
That kick from Archer tenderised Mammon's leg. Mammon is trying to keep his angry face on.
Archer takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Archer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mammon was well out of range. Poor timing from Archer.
Mammon fails in his attempt to clinch.
Archer throws a body punch but Mammon moves out of range.
Mammon is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Mammon misses with a looping right.
A punch combination from Archer misses.
Archer lands with a hook. Mammon tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Mammon pushes Archer up against the cage in a clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mammon.
Mammon working aggressively here.
Archer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Archer swings for the body but Mammon moves out of range.
Mammon connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Mammon closes the distance and clinches.
A hook to the body from Archer.
Archer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Mammon tries to clinch up but Archer circles away and keeps his distance.
Archer jabs Mammon right on the nose. Mammon blinks but takes it well.
Archer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Archer loads up on a big right hand but Mammon slips the punch.
Archer swings for the body but Mammon moves out of range.
Mammon tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Archer counters with a straight right hand.
Archer misses with a hook to the body
and Mammon counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mammon forces Archer back against the cage and clinches.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Jonathan Archer dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Lord Mammon's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
A nice leg kick lands there from Archer.
Mammon clinches up against the cage.
Mammon has a couple of punches blocked by Archer.
Archer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Archer gets tackled into the cage by Mammon. Mammon maintains the clinch.
Mammon has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Mammon lands a body shot.
Mammon throws a punch but it's blocked by Archer.
Mammon misses with a hook from the clinch.
Archer pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Mammon throws a series of strikes that have Archer backpedaling.
Mammon wants to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mammon tries to close the distance and clinch up but Archer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Archer lands a two punch combo.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Mammon misses with an uppercut. Archer saw that one coming.
Archer throwing a counter right hand but Mammon manages to avoid it.
Archer throws a jab but it's blocked by Mammon.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mammon moves into range and clinches up with Archer.
Mammon prevents a body shot from Archer.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Mammon.
Mammon misses with the head strike.
Mammon takes a shot to the head.
Archer lands a body shot in the clinch.
Archer escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Archer turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Archer throws the left hand but Mammon avoids the punch easily.
Archer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mammon.
Mammon unleashes a big counter combination but Archer bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Mammon takes the fight into the clinch.
Archer working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Archer breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Mammon tries to clinch there but Archer circles away.
Archer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Mammon's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Archer looks to score with a jab to the body but Mammon is just out of range.
Mammon avoids the body shot from Archer.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mammon throws a right and a left that Archer avoids nicely.
An attempted straight right counter from Archer misses the target.
Mammon throws a left and a right that both miss
and Archer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Mammon moves out of range as Archer strikes.
Archer lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mammon's sensitive parts.
A chopping leg kick lands by Archer.
Oooh a lovely combination from Archer sends Mammon down but not out. Archer dives into side control looking to finish.
Mammon is rocked!
Mammon bucks up and tries to throw Archer off but instead Archer has got his back!
Mammon is still in real trouble! Can Archer finish him?
Mammon is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Archer.
Mammon seems to have recovered his senses.
Mammon wants to get back to his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Archer has Mammon's back but decides to stand back up... Obviously he fancies his chances in the standup department!
Archer lands the left hand.
The cut above Lord Mammon's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Mammon tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Lord Mammon has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mammon shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Jonathan Archer is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Archer misses with an uppercut. Mammon saw that one coming.
A chopping leg kick lands by Archer.
Archer scores with the left hand. Mammon knows he should have avoided that one.
Mammon is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Mammon's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Mammon misses with an uppercut.
Mammon tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Mammon might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice shot lands for Archer.
Mammon moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Archer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Mammon doesn't seem bothered though.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Archer lands a lovely overhand right.
Mammon takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Archer dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Archer bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Mammon's head.
Archer looks to land a right hand but Mammon moved out of range.
Archer ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Archer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Mammon! But no joy.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mammon shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Mammon fails in his attempt to clinch.
Archer darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Lord Mammon is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Archer misses with an uppercut. Mammon saw that one coming.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jonathan Archer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Archer, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Ben Watson scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jonathan Archer!
A very excited looking Jonathan Archer made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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