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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Nuri Jafar (ranked 2028 p4p, 2032 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 224 p4p, 225 weight class). Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!
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Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 35 - 27 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nuri Jafar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Topper Green, Damien Edna and Francis DeMontford.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schlong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A little jabbing left from Schlong on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Jafar ducks under a wild hook from Schlong.
Jafar takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Schlong throws a body punch but Jafar moves out of range.
Jafar misses with a straight right.
Jafar pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Schlong scores with a jab.
Jafar throws a body punch but Schlong moves out of range.
Schlong connects with a right hand. Jafar shakes it off.
Jafar misses with a straight right.
Schlong cracks Jafar with a good jab.
Schlong misses with a looping right.
Jafar takes a jab right on the kisser.
Schlong misses with a wild body shot.
Jafar wants to clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Jafar tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Schlong counters with a stiff right hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong jabs at Jafar's body.
Schlong lands a slapping body shot.
Nuri Jafar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jafar keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Schlong swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Jafar wants to clinch.
Schlong walks into a left hand.
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Schlong loads up on a big right hand but Jafar slips the punch.
Jafar ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Schlong moves away.
Schlong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong walks into a jab.
We've been hearing reports that Jafar has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Schlong throws a body shot but no joy.
Jafar misses with a looping right.
We can't be sure of the tactics at this early stage but we have heard that Schlong has been working on his takedowns a lot in the buildup to the fight and we can only assume he's going to look to take this to the mat.
Jafar misses with an uppercut. Schlong saw that one coming.
Schlong feints the counter takedown.
Schlong looks to land a right hand but Jafar moved out of range.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schlong lands an overhand right.
Schlong misses with a hook. Jafar ducked under it nicely.
Schlong with a hook.
Jafar fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jafar drives through with a takedown into Schlong's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Schlong is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Schlong has a closed guard, preventing Jafar from standing up.
Schlong looking to control.
Jafar slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong controls Jafar momentarily but Jafar frees himself.
Jafar sitting in guard, not really doing much.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jafar's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Jafar wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
Jafar tries to free his leg and advance position but Schlong is retaining full guard.
Schlong looking for a sweep. Not yet Schlong, not yet.
Jafar wanted to stand there but Schlong had control of the position.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Schlong throws a hook but Jafar avoids it easily.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jafar uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Schlong.
Jafar fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jab from Schlong.
Schlong looks to score with a jab to the body but Jafar is just out of range.
Schlong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Schlong lands a slapping body shot.
A telegraphed right hand from Schlong misses the target.
Jafar swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A shot to the body from Schlong misses
letting Jafar counter with a right hand.
Jafar misses the shot to the body.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Schlong! But no joy.
Schlong scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Schlong connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Jafar momentarily.
Jafar checks the leg kick nicely there.
Schlong is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Schlong takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jafar feints and as Schlong raises his hands in defense, Jafar changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Jafar wants to stand but Schlong is controlling his posture from full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
A cross from Schlong lands.
Schlong throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Jafar misses with a wild body shot.
Good shot there by Schlong.
Schlong throws a body shot but no joy.
Donk. Schlong catches Jafar right on the button with a cross.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Nice defenses there by Jafar.
Jafar misses with a hook. Schlong ducked under it nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong with a nice cross.
Schlong takes one to the side of the head.
Schlong scores with a leg kick.
Schlong moves out of range as Jafar strikes.
Schlong lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Schlong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's one minute gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Schlong.
Jafar is rocked!
Jafar wants to clinch.
Oh Jafar is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Schlong looks to throw the jab but Jafar is out of range.
Jafar seems to have got his legs back now.
Schlong lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Jafar fails with an attempt to clinch.
Schlong lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jafar misses with a body shot.
Schlong throws a good cross that connects.
Jafar scores with a crisp jab that stopped Schlong in his tracks.
A decent looking cross lands there for Jafar.
Jafar lands with a hook. Schlong tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Jafar closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Schlong's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schlong controlling the position.
Jafar content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jafar stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Schlong swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Schlong working a defensive guard here.
Schlong keeping moving, preventing Jafar from controlling successfully.
Jafar wanted to stand there but Schlong had control of the position.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
Jafar trying to control but Schlong is working from the bottom.
Schlong wants to sweep but no luck.
Schlong is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jafar avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Jafar wants to control from the top but Schlong keeps moving.
Schlong wants to sweep here but Jafar controlling him for the moment.
Schlong controls Jafar momentarily but Jafar frees himself.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up.
Jafar scores with a jab to the jaw.
Jafar rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Schlong to counter with a crisp jab.
Schlong lands with a right hand.
Jafar blocks a jab.
Jafar moves out of range as Schlong strikes.
Jafar shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Schlong napping and manages to drive through into side control!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jafar controls the position.
Schlong manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Jafar tries to stand but can't do so whilst Schlong controls his leg.
Schlong actively working from the bottom here.
Schlong manages to get to full guard.
Jafar tries to stand but Schlong is controlling from the bottom.
Jafar wants to pass the guard but Schlong is keeping the position.
Jafar preventing the sweep.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Jafar's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!
Jafar throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Schlong sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Schlong looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Schlong misses with a lunging right hand
and Jafar counters with a straight right hand.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Schlong, as that shot connected.
Schlong fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jafar.
Jafar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Schlong moves out of range of the strikes.
Schlong looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Schlong.
Donk. Jafar catches Schlong right on the button with a cross.
Schlong misses with a body shot.
Jafar throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Schlong walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jafar checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Jafar swings for the body but Schlong moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schlong tests Jafar's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Jafar as he avoids it easily.
Schlong fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Schlong misses with a hook. Jafar ducked under it nicely.
Schlong misses with a hook.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong lands with an uppercut that bounces Jafar off the cage and back into range.
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Schlong throws a looping overhand right but Jafar ducks down to avoid it.
Jafar swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A jab from Jafar misses.
Jafar avoids the body shot from Schlong.
A shot to the liver by Jafar. Beautiful body shot.
Jafar looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Jafar doesn't manage to clinch there - Schlong circles away.
Jafar shoots in but no luck this time.
Schlong drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Jafar defends it well.
Jafar tries to clinch up but Schlong circles away and keeps his distance.
Jafar uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Schlong.
Jafar listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Schlong uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Jafar.
Jafar misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Schlong.
Jafar looks to throw the jab but Schlong is out of range.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Schlong.
Nuri Jafar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Long Schlong is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Jafar throws a right hand that misses
and Schlong cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Schlong looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Jafar takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jafar.
Jafar takes a swing at Schlong's ribcage but misses.
Jafar walks into a left hand.
Schlong getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Jafar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Schlong.
Schlong connects with a looping right hand.
Jafar misses with a jab to the body
letting Schlong counter with a right hand.
Jafar walks into a stiff left hand from Schlong.
Schlong scores with a sloppy right hand. Jafar should have avoided that one.
Jafar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Schlong.
Schlong is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jafar fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Schlong avoids it really well and circles away.
Schlong lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Schlong digs a good body shot into Jafar's ribs.
Jafar on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Nice straight punches there by Schlong. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Schlong.
Schlong lands with a shot to the body.
Jafar throws a body punch but Schlong moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Jafar.
Schlong digs a good body shot into Jafar's ribs.
Schlong with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Schlong connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jafar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Jafar looks to land a right hand but Schlong moved out of range.
Schlong lands a slapping body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jafar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Jafar dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice defenses there by Schlong.
A big right from Jafar misses.
Jafar doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Good leg kick by Schlong.
Jafar feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Schlongs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Schlong ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Jafar tries to clinch
and Schlong counters with a stiff right hand.
Jafar has Schlong up against the cage in a clinch.
Schlong lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Schlong winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Topper Green scores the fight 27:30
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 27:30
Judge Francis DeMontford scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Long Schlong!
Nuri Jafar was interviewed post fight and said 'He did not follow the script'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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