PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Squeaky Sneakers (ranked 423 p4p, 1460 weight class) and Robert Frost (ranked 24 p4p, 81 weight class). Frost is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: SETH ECT - B.L.A.S.T. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sneakers
vs
Frost

163 cm
28
132
12 - 5 - 0

168 cm
25
135
10 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Squeaky Sneakers!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 9 - 0, fighting out of New York, Robert Frost!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Donatello Bradman and Topper Green.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Frost is looking to clinch.
A quick step to the side and Sneakers tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Frost moves away from the strike by Sneakers.
Sneakers takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Sneakers takes a kick to the side of the head.

It looks like Squeaky Sneakers has been cut.
Sneakers bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Frost's head backwards.
Frost throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Sneakers on the side of the head.
Sneakers circles away from the clinch attempt.
Sneakers looks to land a left hand but Frost moved out of range nicely.
Sneakers looks to score with a jab to the body but Frost is just out of range.
Frost tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A quick step to the side and Sneakers tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sneakers throws a left and a right that both miss

and Frost counters by moving into the clinch.
Frost missing with knees to the body.
Frost lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sneakers misses with a punch on the inside.
Sneakers misses with a body punch.
Frost misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sneakers.
Sneakers fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Frost.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sneakers misses with some punches.
A left hand lands to the body for Sneakers.
Frost utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Sneakers working aggressively here.
Frost landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Frost blocks a body shot from Sneakers.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Frost obliges.
Frost blocks an uppercut.
Frost tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Sneakers's elbow.
A shot in the inside from Frost.
Frost goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Sneakers.
Sneakers working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Frost throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Sneakers blocks it with crossed arms.
Frost tries a body shot but Sneakers blocks it.
Frost misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sneakers swings wildly with an uppercut but Frost uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sneakers blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Frost can't find room to land a body shot as Sneakers controls the action.
Sneakers takes a knee right on the jaw!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A bit of stalling here from Sneakers.
Frost gets through Sneakers's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Frost tries to work over Sneakers's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Sneakers takes a knee right on the jaw!
Frost creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Sneakers's defenses.
Sneakers scores with a shoulder strike.
Sneakers tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Sneakers manages to break the clinch.
Frost lunges at Sneakers with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Sneakers's hand.
Frost is looking to clinch.
Sneakers appears to be looking for a big counter.
Frost fakes the leg kick and cracks Sneakers in the body.
Frost throws a hook but Sneakers avoids it easily.
Sneakers thows a left - swing and a miss!
Sneakers avoids the head kick by Frost.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sneakers fails to land with a series of punches.
Frost misses with a double jab.
Sneakers throws a right hand that Frost ducks under and follows up with a left that Frost also avoids with ease.
Squeaky Sneakers seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sneakers waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Frost.

Frost has closed the distance and engaged Sneakers in a clinch.
Frost has Sneakers pressed against the cage, preventing Sneakers from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Frost blocks an uppercut.
Sneakers takes a knee right on the jaw!
Frost can't find room to land a body shot as Sneakers controls the action.
Sneakers goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Frost misses with a knee strike.
Sneakers taking a breather.
Frost unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Sneakers tries to throw a body punch but Frost avoids it by throwing Sneakers back against the cage.

Sneakers breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Sneakers moves out of range of the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Frost is looking to land body kicks.
Frost moves in looking to clinch but Sneakers pushes him off.
Sneakers misses with a body shot.
Sneakers throws a lazy right hand but Frost sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Frost scores with a body shot.
Frost misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sneakers.
Sneakers looks to score with a jab to the body but Frost is just out of range.
Frost misses with a two punch combination.
The fight stays on the outside here - Frost looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Sneakers scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Frost doesn't seem bothered though.
Sneakers stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Frost tries to close the distance and clinch but Sneakers swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
It looked like Sneakers was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sneakers. Frost does a little dance to reset his feet.
Frost tries to counter with a clinch but Sneakers shakes him off and moves away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Robert Frost dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Squeaky Sneakers's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Frost misses with a hook. Sneakers ducked under it nicely.
Frost waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Sneakers.
A combination from Sneakers does no damage.
Sneakers takes a swing at Frost's ribcage but misses.
Sneakers throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Frost sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Frost is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Sneakers misses with a looping right.
Frost wants to clinch up but Sneakers keeps it at a distance.
Frost throws a head kick that misses.
Frost avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sneakers connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Sneakers misses with the combination.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Frost scores with a jab to the head.
A low kick lands for Frost.
Sneakers dodges the punch combination from Frost.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Frost uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sneakers.
Frost doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Sneakers waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Frost.
Frost just misses with a punch to the body.
Sneakers swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Frost ducks under a wild hook from Sneakers.
Frost misses with a hook.
Sneakers fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A jab from Sneakers does it's job there.

Frost gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Frost lands a nice knee to the body.
Frost is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A knee to the head by Frost.
Frost misses with a hook to the ribs.
Frost blocks an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Frost landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Frost lands with a light punch inside.
Sneakers swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Frost landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Sneakers wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Frost lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A short left from Frost.
A right handed body shot lands from Frost.
Frost lands a body punch in the clinch.
Frost lands an uppercut.
Knees to the body from Frost.
Frost softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Frost has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sneakers takes a knee to the side of the body.
Sneakers takes a knee right on the jaw!
Frost connects with a knee to the head.

Squeaky Sneakers's cut is getting worse.
Knees to the body from Frost.
Frost scores with a knee to the head.

Sneakers is rocked!
Frost unloads a knee to the mid-section.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Frost putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sneakers in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Sneakers takes a knee to the side of the body.
Knees in the clinch landing for Frost.
Frost lands a knee to the body.
Frost lands a knee to the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Frost obliges.
Sneakers takes a knee to the side of the body.
Frost lands an elbow just above Sneakers 's eye.
Sneakers has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Frost putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sneakers in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Frost lands a good knee to the midsection. Sneakers won't want to take too many of those.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sneakers wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Sneakers tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Frost lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Sneakers breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Frost lands with an overhand left.
Sneakers takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Frost turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Frost looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A solid leg kick lands there for Frost.
Sneakers circles away from the clinch attempt.
Sneakers appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Frost jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Sneakers misses with a wild body shot.
Sneakers lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Frost circles away quickly and effectively.
Sneakers throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Frost lands a nice hook to Sneakers's body. Sneakers takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Frost tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sneakers was well out of range. Poor timing from Frost.
It looked like Sneakers wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Sneakers misses with a hook. Frost ducked under it nicely.
Frost is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Sneakers takes a swing at Frost's ribcage but misses.
Frost tries to counter with a clinch but Sneakers shakes him off and moves away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Robert Frost showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Squeaky Sneakers's cut.
That's time! Sneakers's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Sneakers throws a body punch but Frost moves out of range.
Frost steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Sneakers.
Sneakers misses with a body shot.
Sneakers avoids the body shot from Frost.
Frost on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

Frost darts in and clinches Sneakers up against the cage.
Sneakers lands a shot to the body.
Frost blocks a body shot from Sneakers.
Frost unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Frost lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Frost lands a shoulder strike.
Frost throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Sneakerss head.
Frost scores with a hook to the body.
Frost working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Oh Sneakers is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Sneakers takes a shot to the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Frost lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A knee to the head by Frost.
Sneakers blocks a body shot from Frost.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Frost creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Sneakers's defenses.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Frost jerks Sneakers's head down, straight into the path of a devastating knee! Sneakers drops to the floor in a crumpled heap! Frost goes to throw a finishing haymaker but pulls out - good sportsmanship from Frost because Sneakers was completely out of it. That was a nice finish - just the right level of brutality to send everyone home happy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Knee). Robert Frost!
A very excited looking Robert Frost made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.