PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Elijah Anderson (ranked 4043 p4p, 3224 weight class) and Liquid Fart (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fart has chosen Juicy as his entrance music. Liquid Fart will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Anderson
vs
Fart

188 cm
16
207
2 - 0 - 0

195 cm
25
215
2 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elijah Anderson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Liquid Fart!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Wesley Smith and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fart throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Anderson is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Fart.

It looks like Elijah Anderson has been cut.

Anderson feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Fart wants to get back to his feet but he's too absorbed in his own little project and Anderson manages to pass to side control.

Fart is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Nice strikes from Anderson there.
Fart trying to control but Anderson postures up.
Fart wants to get back to full guard.
Fart taking some punishment here, with Anderson in his half guard.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

Fart looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Anderson with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fart wants to control but Anderson is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Anderson slips a nice elbow through Fart's hands, connecting with Fart's forehead.
Fart is staying active underneath Anderson, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Anderson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Anderson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Fart wants to get back to full guard.
Anderson definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Anderson is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Anderson working the head and body with strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Fart with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Anderson working over Fart with some ground and pound. Fart looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Anderson lands strikes from half guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Fart can do anything to dispel that myth.
Anderson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Fart wants to improve his position but Anderson is controlling well.
Anderson lands with a punch from half guard.
Anderson working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Anderson sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Ground and pound from Anderson.
Fart has hold of Anderson's hands but Anderson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Fart wants to control but Anderson is keeping busy and won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fart is looking to improve his position.
Anderson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Fart really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Anderson. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Anderson not doing much here.
Anderson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Fart taking some punishment here, with Anderson in his half guard.
Anderson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Fart with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Fart has hold of Anderson's hands but Anderson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Anderson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Anderson is controlling the pace.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fart wants to get back to full guard.
Anderson seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Anderson lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Fart taking some punishment here, with Anderson in his half guard.
Anderson lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Still in half guard, Anderson seems content to control.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Elijah Anderson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Elijah Anderson's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Fart missing with a left hand there. Anderson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Fart sizes up Anderson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fart lands a slapping body shot.

Anderson shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Fart is trying to defend but Anderson finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Fart taking some punishment here, with Anderson in his half guard.
Anderson wants to control but Fart is keeping him busy.

Fart is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Anderson pulls his head out easily.
Fart looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Anderson prevents Fart from improving his position.
Fart has hold of Anderson's hands but Anderson slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Anderson pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Fart tries to hold on but Anderson pushes him away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fart taking shots to the head.
A nice elbow there by Anderson.
Elijah Anderson overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Anderson landing strikes from the mount and Fart is in trouble!
Anderson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Anderson content just to control the position here.
Anderson postures up and cracks his opponent a couple of times before moving back into close ground control. Fart looks a forlorn figure.

Fart is rocked!

It looks like Liquid Fart has been cut.
Anderson loads up with a big shot that hurts Fart! He's pulled Anderson in close but Anderson has postured up and lands more strikes. Can Fart survive? More strikes from Anderson and Fart is out! The ref jumps in to save him! Brutal ground and pound!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Elijah Anderson!
A relieved looking Elijah Anderson thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
In defeat, Liquid Fart stepped up to the mic, saying 'i got fabreezed like a mfr. gg'.