PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Terry Tenacious (ranked 2296 p4p, 4339 weight class) and Bingles Shmingles (ranked 329 p4p, 560 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Tenacious
vs
Shmingles

177 cm
26
265
4 - 1 - 0

225 cm
25
270
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Terry Tenacious!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bingles Shmingles!
The judges for this bout are John Roberts, Jorge Garcia and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tenacious scores with a jab.
Tenacious throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Tenacious gets tackled into the cage by Shmingles. Shmingles maintains the clinch.
Shmingles tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Tenacious avoids it.

Shmingles has hold of one of Tenacious's legs. Tenacious is fighting the takedown attempt but Shmingles gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Tenacious wants to stand but Shmingles is controlling the position.

Shmingles is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Tenacious is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Tenacious has escaped and now he's on top!

Shmingles looks winded!
Tenacious controlling from the top position.
Tenacious tries to stand but Shmingles is controlling from the bottom.

Tenacious decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Shmingles, up you get!

That's one minute gone in the round.
A slow jab from Tenacious misses its intended target.
Shmingles is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Shmingles's coach down at Milkys Cave was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Shmingles's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Shmingles wants to clinch
and Tenacious counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Shmingles thinking.

Tenacious feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Shmingles sprawling to the canvas! Shmingles rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Tenacious finish him?!

Shmingles is rocked!
Shmingles ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tenacious lands a nice looking body shot.
Tenacious finds Shmingles's off switch, with a big overhand right that connects perfectly to the side of the head! Shmingles flops back against the cage, eyes gazing into the distance. Tenacious lands an unnecessary shot before the referee has time to step in and end the fight. Brutal stuff but I'm sure Shmingles will be OK.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Terry Tenacious!
A very excited looking Terry Tenacious made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.