PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bugra Alparslan (ranked 5339 p4p, 1944 weight class) and Snarf Snarf (ranked 632 p4p, 280 weight class). Snarf has chosen Snarf And Fritz Faded As F as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Alparslan
vs
Snarf

183 cm
23
260
1 - 1 - 0

190 cm
25
275
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Likes comics

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bugra Alparslan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Snarf Snarf!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Jonathan Paton and Steve Montenegro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snarf with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Snarf lands a slapping body shot.
Alparslan is breathing heavily.
Alparslan walks into a stiff left hand from Snarf.
Snarf slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Alparslan gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
A shot to the liver by Snarf. Beautiful body shot.
Snarf looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Snarf scores with a hook to the body. Alparslan takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Alparslan takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Snarf sees an opening and throws a straight punch right through Alparslan's defenses. It connects perfectly with Alparslan's jaw and knocks him out cold! Wow - that's a contender for knockout of the year - absolutely brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Snarf Snarf!
Snarf Snarf seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.