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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Miami Vice (ranked 549 p4p, 724 weight class) and Ziggy Stardust (ranked 79 p4p, 97 weight class). Vice comes to the cage accompanied by Vice. Stardust has chosen Starman as his entrance music. Ziggy Stardust told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Miami Vice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ziggy Stardust!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Alyssa Summers and Chad Campbell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vice throws a leg kick
and Stardust counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Stardust pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Vice on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Stardust takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
An inside leg kick lands from Stardust.
Stardust throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Vice's head.
Stardust misses the jab.
Vice was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Good leg kick by Vice.
Vice motions for Stardust to come forward. Vice throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Vice takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Vice ducks under a wild hook from Stardust.
An attempted straight right counter from Vice misses the target.
Stardust ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vice moves away.
Vice throwing a counter right hand but Stardust manages to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Stardust throws an overhand right that lands on Vice's shoulder, as Vice tries to avoid the shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vice throws a lazy right hand but Stardust sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Vice throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Stardust counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Stardust misses the shot to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Vice misses the target.
Vice slips under a jab.
Stardust shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
An attempted straight right counter from Vice misses the target.
Vice throws a head kick that misses.
Vice seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Stardust swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stardust misses with a hook
and Vice counters with a nice low kick that buckles Stardust's knee momentarily.
Stardust throws a low kick but Vice avoids it.
Vice walks into a stiff left hand from Stardust.
Stardust pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Stardust lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Vice has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Vice and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stardust fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vice manages to avoid it.
Some bone on bone action there as Vice checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Stardust misses the body punch
enabling Vice to counter with a crisp jab.
Stardust connects with a single shot there.
Stardust throws an off balance right hand
and Vice counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vice looks to land a right hand but Stardust moved out of range.
Stardust tries a quick counter leg kick but Vice is wise to it.
A swing and a miss from Vice.
Vice with a nice calf kick.
Stardust misses with a body shot
and Vice cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Vice on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Stardust throws a hook but Vice avoids it easily.
Stardust throws a solid leg kick but Vice takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Stardust.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vice moves out of range of the strikes.
Stardust works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Stardust fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Vice has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Vice slips a straight right by Stardust.
Vice was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Stardust lands a jab to the nose.
Vice with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Vice checks the leg kick nicely there.
Stardust swings away with a body shot that misses
and Vice counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Stardust throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Vice has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Stardust.
A leg kick checked by Vice.
Stardust swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A little feinted left hand from Vice on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stardust throws a nice inside leg kick.
Stardust throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Vice sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Vice attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Stardust is looking to slow Vice down with leg kicks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Vice scores with a shot to the body.
Ziggy Stardust seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stardust lands with a shot to the body.
Vice keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stardust.
Stardust throws a body kick that misses
and Vice counters with a stiff right hand.
Vice blocks a head kick by Stardust.
Stardust misses with a body shot.
Sloppy strikes from Stardust. Those never looked like landing.
Stardust is looking to slow Vice down with leg kicks.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Ziggy Stardust dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Vice moves into range and clinches up with Stardust.
A short left from Stardust.
Vice misses with a hook from the clinch.
A short body shot lands from Stardust as the two fighters clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Stardust fails to land.
A nice right hand lands inside from Stardust.
Vice goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Stardust tries to work over Vice's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stardust throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Stardust.
Stardust scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Stardust misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Vice lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stardust prevents a body shot from Vice.
Vice goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Stardust blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stardust wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Stardust.
Stardust looking to slow down the pace here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stardust working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Stardust has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Vice misses with a short punch on the inside.
Vice has a couple of punches blocked by Stardust.
Stardust escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Stardust throws a solid leg kick but Vice takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Stardust.
Stardust tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Stardust pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Stardust lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Stardust.
Vice throws a low kick, looking for Stardust's leg but Stardust calmly moves out of range.
Stardust throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Vice sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Vice throws the left hand but Stardust avoids the punch easily.
Stardust fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Vice checks it well.
Vice on the wrong end of a nice hook.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A solid body kick from Vice.
Stardust fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Vice manages to avoid it.
Vice scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stardust blocks a low kick nicely.
Stardust throws a shot from downtown. Vice moves away and avoids it.
Stardust lands an overhand right.
Stardust connects with a right hand. Vice shakes it off.
Stardust ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vice moves away.
Stardust thuds a left hand into Vice's body.
Vice connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Stardust lands a nice leg kick that just misses Vice's sensitive parts.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Vice throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A little jabbing left from Stardust on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Stardust throws a body shot but no joy.
Stardust misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Vice lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stardust circles away quickly and effectively.
Stardust throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Vice counters with a crisp one two that drops Stardust! Vice thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Stardust to his feet! Stardust is in big trouble!
Stardust is rocked!
Stardust shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Stardust is still on wobbly legs! Can Vice finish him?
Vice tries to clinch but Stardust moves out of range.
Stardust throws a leg kick
and Vice counters with a left and a right... And another left! Stardust is down! He's done! The ref dives in to save him and that's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Miami Vice!
Our winner, Miami Vice, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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