PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Monty Milano (ranked 512 p4p, 2519 weight class) and Dick Dastardly (ranked 14 p4p, 84 weight class). Dastardly has chosen DIRTY by- Christina Aguilera as his entrance music. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Milano
vs
Dastardly

200 cm
27
265
8 - 5 - 0

201 cm
27
298
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

PWNAGE™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Monty Milano!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Dick Dastardly !
The judges for this bout are Daniel Blasius, Radbod Blank and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Milano lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Milano looks to land a combination. Dastardly sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Dastardly looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Dastardly uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Milano.
Dastardly feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Milanos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!

It looks like Monty Milano has been cut.
Milano definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Dastardly waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Milano.
A swing and a miss from Milano.
Dastardly slips a jab from Milano.
Milano just misses with a punch to the body.
Dastardly throws the left hand but Milano avoids the punch easily.
Milano scores with a body shot.
Milano scores with a three punch combo!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A swing and a miss from Dastardly .
Milano misses with a left hand
and Dastardly counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Dastardly cracks Milano's jaw with two stiff jabs then ducks low and throws a soul-severing right uppercut to the mouth!! Milano slumps to the ground with blood on his lips. The referee steps in before Dastardly can do further damage! This one is done, son!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dick Dastardly !
Dick Dastardly was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.