PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Luke Mad Onion (ranked 826 p4p, 1457 weight class) and Andy Grabber (ranked 130 p4p, 221 weight class). Grabber is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Side to Side. Luke Mad Onion has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Mad Onion
vs
Grabber

192 cm
33
275
30 - 22 - 0

207 cm
40
275
45 - 19 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Voodoo Nutrition
Carnage Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Luke Mad Onion!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 45 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Andy Grabber!
The judges for this bout are Aafke Stam, Daniel Blasius and Radbod Blank.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Mad Onion misses.
Grabber blocks a jab.
Mad Onion misses with a straight left.
Grabber looks like he wants to counter punch here.

Mad Onion closes the distance and clinches.
Mad Onion throws an elbow but it misses.
Mad Onion is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Grabber looks winded!
Mad Onion lands a nice elbow.
A right handed body shot lands from Mad Onion.
Mad Onion misses with an elbow strike.
Mad Onion lands a knee to the body.
Mad Onion lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Mad Onion lands a left hand that snaps the head of Grabber backwards.
Grabber managing to block the knees to the body from Mad Onion.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Mad Onion.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Grabber on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Mad Onion landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Mad Onion gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Andy Grabber has been cut.
I was talking to Mad Onion's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Mad Onion comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Mad Onion lands a body shot in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mad Onion lands an elbow inside that Grabber shrugs off.

Grabber is rocked!
Grabber misses with a body punch.
Mad Onion unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Mad Onion lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Grabber.
Mad Onion blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

Mad Onion lands a vicious elbow to the side of Grabber's head that scrambles his senses and sends him wobbling down to the canvas! Mad Onion tries to finish him with strikes but Grabber still seems able to defend himself so Mad Onion steps back and lets Grabber get back to his feet - he wants no part of the ground game.
Grabber is still on wobbly legs! Can Mad Onion finish him?
Grabber bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Mad Onion comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Grabber falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Grabber was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Luke Mad Onion!
After winning the bout, Luke Mad Onion thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.