PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Biggus Dickus (ranked 25073 p4p, 6639 weight class) and Android Seventeen (ranked 689 p4p, 667 weight class). Seventeen is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Limit break x survivor. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Dickus
vs
Seventeen

185 cm
19
182
0 - 3 - 0

150 cm
26
174
0 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Biggus Dickus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Android Seventeen!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, James Atkins and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Seventeen forces Dickus back against the cage and clinches.
Dickus stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Seventeen using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Dickus has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Seventeen utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Seventeen lands a knee to the head.
Dickus is breathing heavily.
Seventeen landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Seventeen throws a knee to the head but misses.
Dickus misses with a short punch on the inside.
I was talking to Dickus's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Seventeen lands a knee to the head.
Seventeen connects with a nasty looking knee right to Dickus's face.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Seventeen with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.

Seventeen drops Dickus with a big knee straight up the middle! Dickus is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Dickus is rocked!

Seventeen fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Dickus, pushing him back against the cage.
Oh Dickus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Seventeen pressing his opponent against the cage.
Seventeen stalling.
Seventeen lands a nice knee to the body.
Dickus seems to have got his legs back now.
Seventeen tries a knee to the head but Dickus blocks it.
Dickus blocks an elbow strike from Seventeen.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Seventeen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Dickus holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Seventeen lands a nice knee to the body.
Seventeen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickus blocks it with crossed arms.
Dickus takes a knee to the side of the body.

Seventeen drops Dickus with a big knee straight up the middle! Dickus is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

It looks like Biggus Dickus has been cut.

Dickus tries to keep at a distance but Seventeen has taken the fight into the clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Seventeen scores with a knee to the head.
Seventeen with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Knees in the clinch landing for Seventeen.
Seventeen working Dickus over with knees to the body.
Seventeen connects with a knee to the head.
Seventeen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickus blocks it with crossed arms.
Seventeen putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Dickus in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Seventeen lands a good knee to the midsection. Dickus won't want to take too many of those.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seventeen landing knees to the head.
Seventeen with a knee to the head.
Seventeen working Dickus over with knees to the body.
Seventeen is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Seventeen lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
A knee to the head by Seventeen.
Seventeen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickus blocks it with crossed arms.
Seventeen tries a body shot but Dickus blocks it.
Seventeen landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Seventeen lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Seventeen lands a knee to the head.
Seventeen throws a knee to the head but misses.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Seventeen unloads a knee to the mid-section. Dickus lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Seventeen lands a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Seventeen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickus misses with a punch to the body.
Seventeen connects with a nasty looking knee right to Dickus's face.
Seventeen landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Seventeen landing knees to the body.
Seventeen lands a knee to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Seventeen.
Seventeen landing knees to the body.
Seventeen lands a knee to the body.
Seventeen displaying some good clinch control by pressing Dickus up against the cage.
Seventeen's coach down at Bloody death gym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Seventeen's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Seventeen utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Seventeen connects with a knee to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Seventeen lands a knee to the body.
Seventeen tries to land a knee to the head but misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Seventeen misses with a knee strike.
Seventeen throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickus blocks it with crossed arms.
A head punch on the inside from Dickus fails to land.
Dickus throws a punch but it's blocked by Seventeen.
Seventeen will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Dickus up against the cage.
Dickus throws an elbow that misses.
Seventeen avoiding damage as Dickus throws knees to the body.
Seventeen tries to land a knee to the head but Dickus blocks with his arms.
Seventeen lands a knee to the head.
Seventeen throws a head punch that misses.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dickus wants to break free but Seventeen has control.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Seventeen looking to throw knees to the head but Dickus is blocking nicely.
Dickus throws a punch but it's blocked by Seventeen.
A knee to the head by Seventeen.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Android Seventeen dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Biggus Dickus's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Seventeen walks into a straight right hand from Dickus.
Dickus ducks down and throws a hook to the body.

Seventeen clinches up against the cage.
Dickus is looking to break free of the clinch but Seventeen has double underhooks.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

Seventeen drops Dickus with a big knee straight up the middle! Dickus is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!

Seventeen clinches.
Dickus takes a knee to the side of the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Seventeen lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Seventeen maintains plum control as Dickus tries to back straight out! Seventeen connects with one knee! Two knees! Three, four, five, six...seven unasnwered knees! Dickus blocks the eight but eats the ninth - then collapses! Oh the brutality!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Knees). Android Seventeen!
During a confident post fight interview, Android Seventeen thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.