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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jarizinho Jankens (ranked 25337 p4p, 25354 weight class) and Fruit Faggots (ranked 756 p4p, 743 weight class). Jankens's entrance music is Highway to Hell - by AC/DC. A fine choice. The crowd seem to be enjoying Faggots's choice of entrance music: Queen: Radio gaga. Fruit Faggots has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jarizinho Jankens!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Fruit Faggots!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Sandra Marshall and David Hoff.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jankens manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Faggots on his heels. He'll look to pass Faggots's guard now, I'm sure.
Faggots has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Cozad The Island. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Faggots tries to land a sweep but no joy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jankens trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Faggots managing to control the position.
Jankens throws a big right hand that misses.
Jankens throws an elbow that misses. Faggots uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Jankens's guard. Nice move by Faggots!
Faggots stopping the sweep attempt from Jankens.
Jankens is looking to sweep but instead, Faggots has passed into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jankens wants to improve his position but Faggots is controlling well.
Faggots is controlling the pace.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jankens is trying to control but can't.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Jankens throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Faggots stalling.
Jankens wants to improve his position but Faggots is controlling well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Faggots decides to stand up.
Jankens cracks Faggots with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Jankens lands with a hook. Faggots tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Faggots misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jankens.
Faggots misses with a body shot.
Jankens misses with a takedown attempt
and Faggots counters with a right hand to the body.
Jankens scores with a decent looking hook.
Jankens tries for a takedown but Faggots sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Nice uppercut there from Jankens.
Faggots lands a body shot.
Jankens throws the left hand but Faggots avoids the punch easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jankens keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Faggots.
Faggots with a poor takedown
and Jankens counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Jankens slips a jab from Faggots.
Faggots looks to score with a jab to the body but Jankens is just out of range.
Jankens missing with a left hand there. Faggots was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Faggots is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Jankens rather than just go for the knockout.
Jankens fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Faggots sprawls well initially but Jankens persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Faggots holds on for dear life, maintaining half guard for now.
Faggots is staying active underneath Jankens, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Faggots manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Jankens might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Faggots is adopting a defensive guard.
Faggots lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Jankens looking to hit a scissor sweep but Faggots is one step ahead there.
Faggots content to stall in guard here.
Faggots tries to free his leg and advance position but Jankens is retaining full guard.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Jarizinho Jankens will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Faggots shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jankens as he jumps to the side.
Jankens is trying hard to land a takedown here. Faggots sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Jankens fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Jankens shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jarizinho Jankens. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Faggots misses the shot to the body.
Nice shot by Jankens.
Jankens is trying hard to land a takedown here. Faggots sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Jarizinho Jankens is winning the standup battle so far.
A big left from Jankens misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jankens throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Faggots sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Jankens closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Faggots's guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Faggots seems keen to control Jankens's posture.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Faggots is continuing to stall.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Faggots manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Jankens manages to get himself to full guard.
Faggots is stalling in the full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Jankens looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Jankens wants to hit a sweep here but Faggots passes into full mount! Oh no, disaster for Jankens there!
Faggots controlling from the full mount.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The adventures of Faggots the control monster continue. Boring.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Jankens working to try and regain half guard.
Faggots sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Jankens is bucking up trying to escape but Faggots cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Faggots content just to control the position here.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Fruit Faggots showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Jankens misses with a looping right.
Nice defenses there by Faggots.
Jankens fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Jankens definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Jankens fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jankens. Faggots does a little dance to reset his feet.
It seemed like Faggots was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Jankens throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Faggots tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Jankens is in Faggots's guard.
Faggots lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Jankens looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Faggots content to stall in guard here.
Jankens wants to control but Faggots passes easily into half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Faggots controlling the action here.
Jankens missing with punches from the bottom.
Faggots perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Jankens punching from the bottom.
Faggots trying to pass the guard but Jankens defending well.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Jankens is trying to control but can't.
Faggots wants to stand up but Jankens has a hold of him and won't allow it.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Faggots in particular looking to stall.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Jankens ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Faggots misses with a jab, cross combination.
Faggots ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jankens misses with a hook.
Jankens shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Faggots swings for the body but Jankens moves out of range.
Faggots throws a lazy right hand but Jankens sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Faggots shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Faggots is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Faggots's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Jankens tries to roll over but Faggots keeps him under control.
Faggots looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Let's hope that Faggots has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
And that's the end of the fight!
Fruit Faggots comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Faggots has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 28:29
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 28:30
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Fruit Faggots!
During a confident post fight interview, Fruit Faggots thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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