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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Alexis Machine (ranked 5333 p4p, 5241 weight class) and Yewis Mybitches (ranked 616 p4p, 611 weight class). Machine comes to the ring accompanied by Satan Is Real. The crowd seem to be enjoying Mybitches's choice of entrance music: Disturbed - Violence Fetish. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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Great elbows
Granite chin
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Experienced
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 1, fighting out of The Island, Alexis Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Yewis Mybitches!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Dirk Anderson and Peter Branson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Machine tries to clinch but Mybitches is having none of it.
Machine fails with an attempt to clinch.
Despite the aggression on Mybitches's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Mybitches looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Machine is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Mybitches throws a counter combo.
Machine fails with an attempt to clinch.
Mybitches is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Machine with a body shot.
Machine wants to clinch up but Mybitches keeps it at a distance.
Mybitches appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Machine tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Mybitches manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Mybitches lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Machine wants to clinch up but Mybitches keeps it at a distance.
Machine tries to clinch but Mybitches moves away
and Mybitches counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
It looks like Alexis Machine has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Machine tries to clinch
enabling Mybitches to counter with a crisp jab.
Machine rushes Mybitches and pushes him back against the ropes in a clinch.
Mybitches dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
Machine blocks a body shot from Mybitches.
Mybitches blocks an elbow strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Machine pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Machine looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Machine looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Mybitches lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the ropes.
Our sources have told us that Machine has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Machine lands an elbow inside.
Machine pushes off an throws an elbow but Mybitches leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Machine lands an elbow inside that Mybitches shrugs off.
Mybitches blocks an elbow strike.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Machine throws an elbow but misses.
Mybitches tries to work over Machine's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Machine pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Machine looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Machine lands an elbow that stopped Mybitches in his tracks for a moment.
Mybitches blocks an elbow strike from Machine.
Mybitches tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Machine's elbow.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machine pushes off an throws an elbow but Mybitches leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Mybitches avoids the elbow strike from Machine, against the ropes.
Mybitches blocks the elbow strike.
Mybitches misses with a punch to the body.
Machine throws an elbow that misses.
Machine creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Machine looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Machine throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Machine looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Mybitches tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Mybitches tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Machine's elbow.
Machine pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Mybitches struggles to land a body shot inside as Machine controls his hands.
Machine throws an elbow that misses.
Machine throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Mybitches misses with a punch on the inside.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Alexis Machine dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Alexis Machine's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Machine moves to clinch but Mybitches breaks away
and Machine takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Machine fails in his attempt to clinch.
Machine moves into the clinch.
Mybitches dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
Machine lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Mybitches tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Machine throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Alexis Machine has scored more points in the clinch so far.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Machine just misses with a elbow thrown towards Mybitches's brow.
Mybitches lands a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mybitches blocks an elbow strike.
Mybitches blocks the elbow strike.
Mybitches avoids the elbow strike from Machine, against the ropes.
Mybitches blocks the elbow strike.
Machine misses with an elbow over the top.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Mybitches.
Machine pushes off an throws an elbow but Mybitches leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Mybitches misses with a body punch.
Machine throws an elbow but it misses.
Mybitches blocks an elbow strike from Machine.
Machine throws an elbow but it's blocked.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Machine just misses with a elbow thrown towards Mybitches's brow.
Machine looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Mybitches throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Machine throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Machine throws an elbow but misses.
Mybitches blocks an elbow strike.
Machine lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Mybitches tries to work over Machine's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Machine blocking some punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Machine looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Machine throws an elbow but it misses.
Machine throws an elbow but it misses.
Mybitches tries to work over Machine's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Mybitches blocks an elbow strike from Machine.
Mybitches blocks the elbow strike.
Machine pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Mybitches avoids the elbow strike from Machine, against the ropes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mybitches misses with a hook to the ribs.
Mybitches is trying to force a seperation but Machine has the dominant position.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Machine just misses with a elbow thrown towards Mybitches's brow.
Machine throws an elbow but it misses.
Mybitches lands a hook to the side of the head.
Machine blocking some punches.
Machine creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Machine pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Alexis Machine dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Alexis Machine's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Machine has managed to clinch.
Mybitches lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Machine pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Machine pushes off an throws an elbow but Mybitches leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
Machine lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Machine throws an elbow but misses.
Machine is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mybitches can do to turn this around?
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Machine just misses with a elbow thrown towards Mybitches's brow.
Machine misses with an elbow strike.
Machine throws an elbow that misses.
Mybitches goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Mybitches dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mybitches avoids a wild elbow strike from Machine.
Mybitches avoids the elbow strike from Machine, against the ropes.
Nice body punch from Mybitches.
Mybitches has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Machine pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes.
Yewis Mybitches has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Machine throws an elbow but it misses.
Mybitches avoids the elbow strike from Machine, against the ropes.
Machine misses with an elbow strike.
Machine lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Machine throws an elbow but it misses.
Mybitches dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
Mybitches blocks the elbow strike.
Mybitches avoids the elbow strike from Machine, against the ropes.
Mybitches blocks an elbow strike.
Machine throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Machine misses with an elbow strike.
Machine misses with an elbow over the top.
Mybitches throws a head punch that misses.
Machine throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Mybitches blocks an elbow strike.
Machine throws an elbow that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mybitches avoids a wild elbow strike from Machine.
Machine throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Machine lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Mybitches blocks an elbow strike from Machine.
Machine misses with an elbow over the top.
A hook to the body from Mybitches.
Mybitches blocks an elbow strike.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mybitches avoids the elbow strike from Machine, against the ropes.
Mybitches takes an elbow to the temple.
Mybitches dodges an elbow strike from Machine.
Mybitches misses with a hook from the clinch.
Machine lands a damaging elbow.
Machine blocks a body shot from Mybitches.
Mybitches tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Machine lands an elbow inside that Mybitches shrugs off.
It looks like Yewis Mybitches has been cut.
Mybitches doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
And that's the end of the fight!
Alexis Machine showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Machine, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Hoff scores the fight 30:27
Judge Dirk Anderson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Peter Branson scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Alexis Machine!
Alexis Machine took some time post fight to say the following; 'I have a message for my wife: Get ready to suck them toes, baby!'.
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energy
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