PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fighter Two (ranked 3100 p4p, 4791 weight class) and Joe Schlong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Two
vs
Schlong

185 cm
22
265
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
280
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Fighter Two!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Joe Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Robert Douchet and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Two shoots in and drives through. Schlong sprawls well.

Schlong gets tackled into the cage by Two. Two maintains the clinch.
Schlong misses with a short punch on the inside.
Schlong is looking to control Two's arms but Two gets an underhook and turns him. Now Schlong has his back to the cage.
Two could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
A nice left hand lands by Schlong.
Two is trying to break free.
Two tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Schlong smiles and moves away.
Two avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Two throws a leg kick but Schlong checks it.
Two on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.

It looks like Fighter Two has been cut.
Schlong looks to land a left hand but Two moved out of range nicely.
Two staying out of range there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Two circles away from the clinch attempt.
Schlong missing with a left hand there. Two was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Two shoots in and drives through. Schlong sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fighter Two. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Schlong cracks Two with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Two looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Schlong finish him?

Two is rocked!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schlong cracks Two with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe Schlong!