PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Charles Luciano (ranked 294 p4p, 600 weight class) and Chronian Dispatch Regulator (ranked 48 p4p, 92 weight class). Dispatch Regulator has chosen A Doon Hicky as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Chronian Dispatch Regulator has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Luciano
vs
Dispatch Regulator

190 cm
23
223
8 - 0 - 0

189 cm
21
255
5 - 1 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Offseason nutrition & LAUNDRY (115$-160Q)
Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)
Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Charles Luciano!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
The judges for this bout are Winston Howard, Skip Squint and Ben Hemmingworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dispatch Regulator wants to land a leg kick but Luciano is out of range.
Dispatch Regulator comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Dispatch Regulator wants to slow Luciano down by chopping away at his legs.
Dispatch Regulator lands a nice shot to the body.
Luciano throws a right hand that Dispatch Regulator ducks under and follows up with a left that Dispatch Regulator also avoids with ease.
We've been told by Luciano's head coaches at Ice Cream Parlour that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Dispatch Regulator scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Luciano avoids the body shot from Dispatch Regulator.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dispatch Regulator gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Luciano cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Luciano throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Dispatch Regulator lands a nice leg kick that just misses Luciano's sensitive parts.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Luciano throws a low kick but it's checked well by Dispatch Regulator.
A big right from Dispatch Regulator misses.
Some wild striking there from Luciano.
Dispatch Regulator looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Dispatch Regulator throws a leg kick but Luciano checks it.
Luciano fires out a quick counter leg kick but Dispatch Regulator just manages to avoid it.
A punch lands to the side of Dispatch Regulator 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Dispatch Regulator scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A bone on bone clash there as Luciano blocks the leg kick.
Dispatch Regulator fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Dispatch Regulator.
Luciano throws the kick towards the body but Dispatch Regulator avoids it.
Dispatch Regulator fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Nice defenses there by Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Luciano goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dispatch Regulator missing with a left hand there. Luciano was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Luciano misses the jab.
Dispatch Regulator has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
A low kick lands for Luciano.
Dispatch Regulator misses with a looping left.
Luciano swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dispatch Regulator tries to close the distance and clinch but Luciano swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dispatch Regulator will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Luciano checks a leg kick.
Luciano swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Chronian Dispatch Regulator seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Luciano misses.
Dispatch Regulator looks like he wants to counter punch here.
A swing and a miss from Dispatch Regulator.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dispatch Regulator. That's going to slow Luciano down.
Dispatch Regulator throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dispatch Regulator feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Lucianos jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Decent striking displayed by Dispatch Regulator there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Luciano uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dispatch Regulator.
Luciano throwing a counter right hand but Dispatch Regulator manages to avoid it.
Luciano misses with a leg kick.
Dispatch Regulator slips a jab from Luciano.
Dispatch Regulator lands with a good body shot.
Luciano checks a low kick from Dispatch Regulator.
It looked like Luciano was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator misses with an uppercut.
It appears Luciano was looking to counter with a kick there.
Luciano throws a right hand that Dispatch Regulator ducks under and follows up with a left that Dispatch Regulator also avoids with ease.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Luciano fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Dispatch Regulator on the side of the head.
Luciano keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Chronian Dispatch Regulator dominated that round.
That's time! Luciano's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Luciano throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dispatch Regulator sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dispatch Regulator lands an overhand right.
Dispatch Regulator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Luciano moves away.
A jab from Dispatch Regulator does it's job there.
Dispatch Regulator goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Dispatch Regulator moves out of range of the body kick from Luciano.
Dispatch Regulator dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Luciano. That did some damage!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Luciano pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Dispatch Regulator swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Dispatch Regulator pivots, looking for a leg kick but Luciano is out of range and Dispatch Regulator settles back down.
Luciano swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A big left from Dispatch Regulator misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Luciano throws a series of punches but Dispatch Regulator moves out of range.
Nice shot by Dispatch Regulator.
Dispatch Regulator has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
A slapping body kick lands there for Dispatch Regulator.
Jab from Dispatch Regulator.

Dispatch Regulator drops Luciano with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Luciano looks back up at him and smiles so Dispatch Regulator waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Luciano is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Luciano tries to get into range but Dispatch Regulator steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Luciano! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Dispatch Regulator scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
Chronian Dispatch Regulator is the new heavyweight champion!
Chronian Dispatch Regulator spent the whole post fight interview bigging himself up. It didn't go down that well with the fans after a while as they thought it was a bit arrogant.
Charles Luciano spoke after the fight, saying 'Sorry went on weight gain then forgot '.