PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dougie McFistface (ranked 2853 p4p, 4138 weight class) and Dalmour Daxton (ranked 361 p4p, 488 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McFistface might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Tiptoe Through The Tulips. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

McFistface
vs
Daxton

170 cm
22
175
6 - 3 - 0

185 cm
26
180
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Good knees
Good chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dougie McFistface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Dalmour Daxton!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Ron Honeybunn and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

McFistface has managed to clinch.
McFistface crunches a lovely knee into Daxton's ribcage.

McFistface's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Daxton misses with an uppercut. McFistface saw that one coming.
McFistface is looking to counter the offense by Daxton and move into the clinch.
McFistface keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Daxton.

McFistface shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
McFistface connects with a couple of short punches.
McFistface postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Daxton can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as McFistface controls the pace.
McFistface connects with a couple of short punches.
McFistface is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

Daxton is rocked!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McFistface landing with the ground and pound.
Daxton is still in real trouble! Can McFistface finish him?
McFistface gets to his feet and stands over Daxton, holding his ankles. He dives in with a big left hand that connects! Daxton felt that one! McFistface unloads more punches and elbows and this one is over! The ref has dived in to save Daxton from any more punishment!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dougie McFistface!
Dougie McFistface seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.