PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Barack Obaminator (ranked 59 p4p, 308 weight class) and Zawisza Czarny Z Garbowa (ranked 10 p4p, 46 weight class). Obaminator's entrance music is Gil Scott-Herron - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Obaminator
vs
Czarny Z Garbowa

186 cm
26
185
17 - 6 - 0

190 cm
26
200
8 - 1 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Fast

Urban Fighter
Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Barack Obaminator!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Zawisza Czarny Z Garbowa!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, John Kavanagh and David Schapiro.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obaminator looks to land a left hand but Czarny Z Garbowa moved out of range nicely.
Czarny Z Garbowa moves out of range of the body kick.
Czarny Z Garbowa is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Obaminator throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Czarny Z Garbowa sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Czarny Z Garbowa is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Obaminator misses with a double jab.
Czarny Z Garbowa with the counter takedown but Obaminator avoids it easily.
Obaminator throws a hook to the side of Czarny Z Garbowa's head but Czarny Z Garbowa sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Czarny Z Garbowa changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Obaminator definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Obaminator tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Obaminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Czarny Z Garbowa moves away.
Czarny Z Garbowa drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Obaminator defends it well.
Czarny Z Garbowa has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Obaminator is landing a low percentage of strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fighters circle momentarily. Obaminator darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Jab, jab by Obaminator - just one landing.
Czarny Z Garbowa on the wrong end of a nice hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Obaminator swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A jab from Obaminator misses.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Obaminator!
Czarny Z Garbowa will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
A slow jab from Obaminator misses its intended target.
Czarny Z Garbowa is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Obaminator misses with an uppercut. Czarny Z Garbowa saw that one coming.
Czarny Z Garbowa drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Obaminator defends it well.
Czarny Z Garbowa uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obaminator.

Czarny Z Garbowa bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Obaminator tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Czarny Z Garbowa wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.

Czarny Z Garbowa swings around for an armbar but Obaminator sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Czarny Z Garbowa's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Czarny Z Garbowa has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Obaminator can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

Czarny Z Garbowa is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Obaminator frees his head nicely. Oh but Czarny Z Garbowa has switched to an armbar! Obaminator is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Zawisza Czarny Z Garbowa!
Zawisza Czarny Z Garbowa is the new middleweight champion!
Our winner, Zawisza Czarny Z Garbowa, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
In defeat, Barack Obaminator stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'll be black'.