PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Danny Murphy (ranked 5380 p4p, 5394 weight class) and Yewis Mybitches (ranked 605 p4p, 606 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Mybitches's choice of entrance music: Disturbed - Violence Fetish. Danny Murphy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Yewis Mybitches's chin.

Murphy
vs
Mybitches

187 cm
26
170
3 - 3 - 0

187 cm
25
181
3 - 2 - 0

Decent elbows
Big right hand

Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Danny Murphy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Yewis Mybitches!
The judges for this bout are Peter Branson, Daniel Franklin and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mybitches avoids the body shot from Murphy.
Murphy lands a jab to Mybitches's midsection.
Mybitches takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Murphy gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Mybitches counters with a stiff right hand.
Murphy seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Murphy misses with a body shot.
Mybitches cracks Murphy with a right hand to the side of the head.
Mybitches avoids the body shot from Murphy.
Mybitches cracks Murphy with a perfect right hand that drops him to the mat! Murphy is sitting up but I can't see if he's OK from my position. The referee's count has reached 5,6,7 and Murphy is still not up. Can he make it? 8,9,10! He's out! Murphy could not beat the count!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Yewis Mybitches!
A victorious Yewis Mybitches thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.