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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Needle Dick (ranked 366 p4p, 2363 weight class) and Bruno De Oliveira (ranked 56 p4p, 321 weight class). Dick's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Watch where you're going, Needle Dick!. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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190 cm 30 278 18 - 4 - 0 |
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225 cm 30 265 12 - 14 - 0 |
Decent wrestler Solid boxing Granite chin |
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Powerful takedowns Brawler Fast |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of 18 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Needle Dick! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of 12 - 14 - 0, fighting out of London, Bruno De Oliveira! The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yukihiro Shimada.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! De Oliveira ducks under a wild hook from Dick. Dick cracks De Oliveira with a right hand to the side of the head. De Oliveira is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. De Oliveira shoots in and drives through. Dick sprawls well. A big left from Dick misses. De Oliveira has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight. De Oliveira scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice. Dick on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Dick tries to get out of the position. Dick struggling a bit here. Dick is in a bad position, trying to hold on for dear life but he is really struggling to maintain any sort of control. De Oliveira looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. De Oliveira wants to control but Dick is keeping him busy. Dick is looking for a sweep.
That's one minute gone in the round. Dick holds on to De Oliveira's head and controls the position momentarily. De Oliveira wants to control but Dick is keeping him busy. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Dick is trying to improve his position. Dick can't do much from the bottom here. De Oliveira trying to control the position but Dick is working away. Dick is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless. De Oliveira is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Dick will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already. Dick knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for De Oliveira on the ground. You can see the frustration on Dick's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity. De Oliveira fails with a takedown attempt. De Oliveira shoots in but doesn't get the takedown and Dick counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. Needle Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Bruno De Oliveira. De Oliveira with a poor takedown and Dick counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. De Oliveira has his takedown stuffed and Dick counters with a huge right that knocks De Oliveira out cold! Dick is running around with a crazed look on his face - you can see how much that meant to him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Needle Dick! Needle Dick seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
33% |
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