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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ibrahim Cuntmara (ranked 333 p4p, 484 weight class) and Joe Biden (ranked 17 p4p, 27 weight class). Cuntmara's entrance music is $$ Hoes mad $$. A fine choice. The crowd seem to be enjoying Biden's choice of entrance music: Side to Side. Ibrahim Cuntmara has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 6 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ibrahim Cuntmara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Biden!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Bruno Hogan and Darius Henderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice body punch from Biden.
Biden has managed to clinch.
Cuntmara tries to break free but Biden pushes him back against the cage.
Cuntmara wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Biden has him pressed against the cage.
Biden lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cuntmara backwards.
Biden working aggressively here.
Cuntmara tries to break the clinch but Biden is controlling the position.
Cuntmara breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A low kick from Biden misses
and Cuntmara connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Good leg kick by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara misses with a double jab
and Biden connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
It looks like Ibrahim Cuntmara has been cut.
Biden throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Biden jabs at Cuntmara's body.
Biden tries to clinch but Cuntmara moves out of range.
Cuntmara throws a big counter combination but Biden scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
A nice leg kick lands there from Cuntmara.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Biden takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Cuntmara is looking to slow Biden down with leg kicks.
Biden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cuntmara was well out of range. Poor timing from Biden.
Oooooh!!! Biden has knocked Cuntmara down with a huge combo! Biden steps away and waves a wobbly Cuntmara back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Nice defenses there by Cuntmara.
Biden throws a hook to the side of Cuntmara's head but Cuntmara sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Biden misses with a hook.
A shot to the liver by Biden. Beautiful body shot.
Biden tries to work over Cuntmara's front leg with a kick but Cuntmara checks it.
Cuntmara is looking to counter punch.
Cuntmara throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Biden moves to clinch but Cuntmara breaks away
and Cuntmara counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Cuntmara keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Biden throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cuntmara sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cuntmara appears to be looking for a big counter.
Cuntmara lands a leg kick that knocks Biden off balance momentarily.
Biden tries to clinch but Cuntmara is having none of it.
Biden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A little feinted left hand from Cuntmara on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Cuntmara lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Cuntmara definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cuntmara connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Cuntmara misses with a left hand
and Biden counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cuntmara throws an off balance right hand
letting Biden counter with a right hand.
Biden tries to clinch up.
Cuntmara really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Biden gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biden tests Cuntmara's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Biden misses the shot to the body.
Cuntmara dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Biden. That did some damage!
Cuntmara is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Cuntmara throws a combination. Biden tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
It looks like Joe Biden has been cut.
Biden cracks Cuntmara with a right hand to the side of the head.
Biden drives through and clinches with Cuntmara against the cage.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Biden.
Biden fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Biden pushes Cuntmara back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cuntmara wants to get back to striking at distance but Biden won't allow it.
Biden lands a body shot in the clinch.
Cuntmara is trying to break free.
Cuntmara manages to break the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biden looks to land a left hand but Cuntmara moved out of range nicely.
Biden wants to clinch up but Cuntmara keeps it at a distance.
Cuntmara swats away the attempt to clinch by Biden.
Biden tries to clinch but Cuntmara moves away
and Cuntmara counters with a straight right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Biden. Cuntmara does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cuntmara rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Biden counters with a nice uppercut.
Cuntmara is rocked!
Ibrahim Cuntmara's cut is getting worse.
Biden circles away before darting back in with a big straight right hand. It connects beautifully and sends Cuntmara tumbling to the canvas! He's out cold! Biden wins by KO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe Biden!
A victorious Joe Biden thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Ibrahim Cuntmara stepped up to the mic, saying 'I blame The Stepdads for this defeat ,especially Alex K.'.
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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