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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Mac Bandini (ranked 1347 p4p, 1953 weight class) and Long Schlong (ranked 143 p4p, 203 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Bandini might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Expanse. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mac Bandini!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bandini misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Schlong.
Bandini bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
An attempted straight right counter from Bandini misses the target.
Long Schlong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bandini slips a jab from Schlong.
Bandini is looking to counter punch.
Schlong getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bandini takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Schlong scores with a jab to the jaw.
A lazy left from Bandini finds it's target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bandini ducks under a wild hook from Schlong.
A big left from Bandini misses.
Schlong closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good body shot from Schlong.
Schlong scores with a nice hook to the head.
Schlong stalling.
Schlong has a couple of punches blocked by Bandini.
Bandini breaks from the clinch.
Schlong uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Schlong tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bandini was well out of range. Poor timing from Schlong.
It looked like Bandini wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Decent striking displayed by Schlong there.
Schlong jabs Bandini to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Bandini throws a lazy right hand but Schlong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bandini connects with a good right hand that stumbles Schlong. Schlong circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Schlong misses with an uppercut
and Bandini counters with a right hand to the body.
Bandini thows a left - swing and a miss!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong misses with a hook
and Bandini counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schlong throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We've been told by Bandini's head coaches at Kalashnikov ELITE MMA Gym that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Schlong uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bandini.
Bandini loads up on a big right hand but Schlong slips the punch.
Bandini misses with a straight right.
Schlong throws the left hand but Bandini avoids the punch easily.
Schlong gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Bandini wants to get back to striking at distance but Schlong won't allow it.
Bandini's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Bandini throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bandini circles away.
It looked like Bandini was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Schlong.
Schlong rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bandini counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from Schlong.
Bandini swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A lazy left from Schlong finds it's target.
A shot to the body from Schlong misses
enabling Bandini to counter with a crisp jab.
Schlong slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Schlong throws a sloppy body shot
and Bandini counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bandini is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A lazy left from Schlong finds it's target.
Schlong misses with a body punch
and Bandini counters with a right hand to the body.
Schlong throws a jab when Bandini was well out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schlong throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A counter left hand to the body from Bandini misses its target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schlong looking to score a takedown here. Bandini is defending well but Schlong drives through and ends up in Bandini's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Schlong looking to pass the guard.
Schlong stops Bandini from standing up.
Schlong pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bandini is keeping the position for now.
Bandini is looking to stand up but Schlong isn't so interested in that idea.
Schlong controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Long Schlong dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Schlong dips to his left and cracks Bandini with an uppercut!
Schlong misses with a takedown attempt - Bandini sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Bandini throws a shot from downtown. Schlong moves away and avoids it.
Schlong has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bandini displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Schlong.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bandini thows a left - swing and a miss!
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bandini.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong walks into a jab.
Bandini throws an overhand right that lands on Schlong's shoulder, as Schlong tries to avoid the shot.
Nice defenses there by Bandini.
Schlong just misses with a punch to the body.
Schlong looks to land a combination but Bandini avoids it well.
Schlong throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Bandini to counter with a crisp jab.
Schlong misses the shot to the body.
Bandini looks to land a right hand but Schlong moved out of range.
Schlong throws a looping overhand right but Bandini ducks down to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Schlong throws a lazy uppercut
and Bandini counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Schlong swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mac Bandini is winning the standup battle so far.
Schlong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Schlong ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bandini moves away.
A combination from Schlong does no damage.
Bandini throwing a counter right hand but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Schlong avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bandini slaps away a takedown attempt from Schlong, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Mac Bandini has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Long Schlong.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bandini connects with a good right hand that stumbles Schlong. Schlong circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
An attempted straight right counter from Bandini misses the target.
Bandini throws an overhand right that lands on Schlong's shoulder, as Schlong tries to avoid the shot.
Bandini throws a shot from downtown. Schlong moves away and avoids it.
Schlong defending well as Bandini loads up on a big left hand.
Schlong jabs at Bandini's body.
Schlong keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bandini.
Schlong swings widly with a right hand
and Bandini counters with a straight right hand.
A slow jab from Bandini misses its intended target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schlong misses with a looping right.
Bandini checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bandini sprawls well. Bandini wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Schlong gets slowly back to his feet.
Bandini is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Schlong has his takedown stuffed
and Bandini connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Schlong misses with a straight right.
Schlong jabs at Bandini's body.
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bandini manages to avoid it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Mac Bandini dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Schlong cracks Bandini with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Schlong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Donk. Schlong catches Bandini right on the button with a cross.
Schlong throws a poor cross that misses
and Bandini counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Schlong moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Bandini moves away from the strike by Schlong.
A swing and a miss from Bandini.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bandini just misses with a punch to the body.
Schlong let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Schlong misses with a hook.
Schlong displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bandini throws out the jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong throws a hook but Bandini avoids it easily.
Schlong throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Bandini counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Schlong throws a body shot but no joy.
Bandini misses with a hook.
Schlong feints the counter takedown.
Schlong shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Schlong on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
A cross from Bandini lands.
Schlong lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Schlong throws a shot from downtown. Bandini moves away and avoids it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bandini takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Schlong rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Bandini cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mac Bandini is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Schlong looks to land a left hand but Bandini moved out of range nicely.
Bandini is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Good shot there by Schlong.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schlong misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bandini.
Schlong misses with an uppercut. Bandini saw that one coming.
Bandini takes a body punch but keeps moving.
A jab from Bandini misses.
Schlong feints the counter takedown.
Schlong changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong forces Bandini back against the cage and clinches.
Bandini is looking to break free of the clinch but Schlong has double underhooks.
Schlong scores with a shoulder strike.
Bandini tries to break free but Schlong pushes him back against the cage.
Bandini escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bandini takes a swing at Schlong's ribcage but misses.
Bandini looks to throw the jab but Schlong is out of range.
Schlong looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Schlong swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A counter left hand to the body from Bandini misses its target.
Bandini fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Schlong manages to avoid it.
Bandini displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Schlong throws out the jab.
Bandini was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Bandini with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Schlong to score with a decent uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Schlong.
Schlong ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bandini moves away.
Bandini lands with a straight right. Schlong didn't see that one coming.
Bandini throws a poor cross that misses
and Bandini takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Schlong feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Bandinis jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Schlong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bandini manages to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Schlong thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bandini was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Nice uppercut lands for Schlong. That snapped Bandini's head back.
And that's the end of the fight!
Long Schlong comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Schlong has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Long Schlong!
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