PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Long Schlong (ranked 1174 p4p, 1752 weight class) and Nou Hematopoye (ranked 133 p4p, 194 weight class). Nou Hematopoye acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Schlong
vs
Hematopoye

178 cm
34
148
16 - 15 - 1

171 cm
29
149
13 - 9 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Bondi MMA

Urban Fighter
Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Long Schlong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Nou Hematopoye!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, James Atkins and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hematopoye thuds his right hand into Schlong's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Hematopoye thuds a left hand into Schlong's body.
Schlong looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Long Schlong seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Schlong slips under a jab.
Hematopoye looks to score with a jab to the body but Schlong is just out of range.
A jab lands there for Schlong.
Hematopoye blocks a jab.
Hematopoye fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Schlong looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Hematopoye walks into a stiff left hand from Schlong.
Schlong with a nice cross.
Schlong lands a glancing blow to the side of Hematopoye's head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A punch lands to the side of Hematopoye 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Schlong slips a straight right by Hematopoye.
Schlong cracks Hematopoye with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Schlong looks to score with a jab to the body but Hematopoye is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hematopoye keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Schlong.
No joy there for Schlong, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hematopoye walks into a stiff left hand from Schlong.
Hematopoye is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Schlong.
Hematopoye throws a hook but Schlong avoids it easily.
Nice shot lands for Hematopoye.
Schlong throws the left hand but Hematopoye avoids the punch easily.
Schlong lands a jab to Hematopoye's midsection.
Jab by Schlong.
Hematopoye scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Schlong is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Schlong jabs at Hematopoye's body.
Hematopoye takes one on the button.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hematopoye connects with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schlong throws a looping overhand right but Hematopoye ducks down to avoid it.
Schlong takes a swing at Hematopoye's ribcage but misses.
Hematopoye displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Schlong throws out the jab.
Schlong lands with a shot to the body.
Hematopoye throws a hook to the side of Schlong's head but Schlong sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Schlong misses with the combination.
Schlong misses with an uppercut.
Hematopoye swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Hematopoye on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Schlong lands a nice hook to Hematopoye's body. Hematopoye takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Hematopoye swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Schlong counters with a straight right hand.
Hematopoye throws a hook but Schlong blocks it.
Schlong swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schlong takes a swing at Hematopoye's ribcage but misses.
Schlong throws a leg kick that misses.
Schlong throws a body shot but no joy.

Hematopoye gets a takedown into half guard.
Schlong moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Schlong pulls Hematopoye in close to his closed guard and prevents Hematopoye from doing any damage or advancing position.
Hematopoye must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

Schlong isolates an arm and boxes in a triangle. Hematopoye stacks Schlong on his neck as he steps over and passes to the side. He's now in a much more dominant position where he can look to do some serious damage. Nice move by Hematopoye!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schlong tries to improve position but can't.
Schlong is working hard here to advance position.
Hematopoye is looking to take a break and control but Schlong is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Schlong is trying to control Hematopoye's posture but Hematopoye avoids it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Hematopoye is looking to take a break and control but Schlong is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Hematopoye in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Long Schlong dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Hematopoye throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Schlong counters with a stiff right hand.
Hematopoye tests Schlong's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Schlong misses with a looping left.
Schlong moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

It looks like Nou Hematopoye has been cut.
Schlong pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Schlong avoids the body shot from Hematopoye.
Hematopoye has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Hematopoye there as he acknowledges the shot.
Schlong moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

Hematopoye is rocked!
Schlong falls off balance throwing a combination
and Hematopoye connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Hematopoye is still on wobbly legs! Can Schlong finish him?
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schlong dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Schlong throws a body punch but Hematopoye moves out of range.
Hematopoye seems to have recovered his senses.
Hematopoye jabs at Schlong's body.
Schlong lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schlong lands a head shot.
Schlong takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Schlong avoids a punch combination nicely.
Hematopoye pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hematopoye moves out of range as Schlong strikes.
Schlong loads up on a big right hand but Hematopoye slips the punch.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Hematopoye throws a lazy right hand but Schlong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Hematopoye connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

Schlong is rocked!
Schlong circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Hematopoye. Schlong falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Hematopoye!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Nou Hematopoye!
Nou Hematopoye seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.