PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Imperial Washington (ranked 495 p4p, 1240 weight class) and Johan Joestar (ranked 77 p4p, 180 weight class). Joestar is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Coda - Bloody Stream. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Washington
vs
Joestar

200 cm
28
260
14 - 8 - 2

195 cm
30
242
14 - 10 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Urban Fighter
Voodoo Nutrition

Bondi MMA 🏝️
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 8 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Imperial Washington!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Johan Joestar!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, William Gold and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joestar lunges at Washington with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Washington's hand.
A swing and a miss from Joestar.
Washington was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Joestar throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Washington counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Johan Joestar has been cut.
Joestar misses with a hook
and Washington counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A good leg kick by Joestar.
Joestar connects with an inside leg kick.
Washington scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Joestar throws a hook but Washington avoids it easily.
Washington throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A slow jab from Joestar misses its intended target.
A lazy left from Joestar finds it's target.
Johan Joestar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Washington takes one on the button.
Washington throws a leg kick but Joestar sees it coming and checks it nicely.
We've been told by Washington's head coaches at FF Forever that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Joestar throws a hook but Washington blocks it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Joestar scores with a head kick.
Joestar slips a jab and a cross from Washington.
Washington with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Joestar to score with a decent uppercut.
Washington throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Joestar sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Washington moves out of range of the body kick.
Washington lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Joestar misses with an uppercut.
Joestar misses with an uppercut
and Washington counters with a left and a right that stings Joestar.
Washington avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Joestar connects with a good right hand that stumbles Washington. Washington circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Washington tries to clinch but fails miserably
enabling Joestar to counter with a crisp jab.
Joestar throws a hook to the side of Washington's head but Washington sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Washington keeps Joestar at a distance using the push kick.
Joestar scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Washington doesn't seem bothered though.
Joestar is looking to score with low kicks.
Washington slips a jab from Joestar.
Washington ducks under a wild hook from Joestar.
Washington takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Joestar throws a hook to the side of Washington's head but Washington sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Joestar misses with an uppercut
and Washington counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Joestar walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Washington checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
It looked like Washington wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Washington blocks a head kick by Joestar.
Washington ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Washington fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Joestar throws a shot from downtown. Washington moves away and avoids it.
It looked like Washington wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Washington moves away from the strike by Joestar.
Joestar works the jab nicely.
Washington waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Joestar.
Joestar tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Joestar uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Washington.
Washington throws a jab when Joestar was well out of range.
Joestar feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Washingtons jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Joestar throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Washington lands with a slapping head kick.
Joestar is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Washington.
Jab by Joestar.
Joestar has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Joestar throws a quick inside leg kick.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Joestar looks to throw the jab but Washington is out of range.
Joestar tries a head kick but it misses.
Joestar works the jab nicely.
Washington just misses with a punch to the body.
Washington bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Joestar lands with an overhand left.
Joestar misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Washington counters with a three punch combo that has Joestar backing up. Joestar nods at Washington to acknowledge the strikes.
Joestar misses with a straight right.
A head kick by Joestar misses
and Washington counters with a monster hook and another for good measure! Joestar falls to the ground, out cold! Stick some heavy metal music over the top of that clip and it's one for the highlight makers!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Imperial Washington!
After winning the bout, Imperial Washington thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.