PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Hans Peter Baxxter (ranked 3443 p4p, 2933 weight class) and Friedrich August Von Hayek (ranked 373 p4p, 323 weight class). Baxxter comes to the cage accompanied by Weekend, Scooter . Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Baxxter
vs
Von Hayek

180 cm
29
169
9 - 6 - 1

170 cm
31
165
13 - 14 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Voodoo Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 1, fighting out of London, Hans Peter Baxxter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Friedrich August Von Hayek!
The judges for this bout are Chris Dean, Hugh Johnson and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Von Hayek scores with a jab to the head.
Baxxter swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A nice side step and Von Hayek releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Baxxter fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Von Hayek manages to avoid it.
Von Hayek missing with a left hand there. Baxxter was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Von Hayek throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Baxxter throwing a counter right hand but Von Hayek manages to avoid it.
Baxxter works the jab nicely.
We've been told by Baxxter's head coaches at Is It Avatary Enough? that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Baxxter takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Von Hayek loads up on a big right hand but Baxxter slips the punch.
Baxxter misses with a straight left.
We've been informed that Von Hayek has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Von Hayek scores with a body shot.
Von Hayek changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Von Hayek misses with a hook

and Baxxter counters with a head kick that drops Von Hayek to the mat! Von Hayek scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!

Von Hayek is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Baxxter connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Von Hayek is still on wobbly legs! Can Baxxter finish him?
Baxxter drops Von Hayek with a huge uppercut! Von Hayek drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes. Baxxter is raining down punches and the ref stops the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hans Peter Baxxter!
A relieved looking Hans Peter Baxxter thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.