PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Jack Black (ranked 629 p4p, 1637 weight class) and Werner Heisenberg (ranked 88 p4p, 215 weight class). The key to victory for Jack Black has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Black
vs
Heisenberg

182 cm
26
183
8 - 1 - 0

178 cm
25
176
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

Good wrestler
Decent knees
Very confident

Underpant Gnomes
Island Boys Nutrition

Highland Clothing
Underpant Gnomes

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jack Black!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Werner Heisenberg!
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Peter Branson and Bart Greer.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Heisenberg throws a right hand that misses
letting Black counter with a right hand.
Heisenberg fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

Heisenberg has closed the distance and engaged Black in a clinch.
Black gets through Heisenberg's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Black definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Heisenberg working Black over with knees to the body.
Black takes a shot to the head.
A hook to the body from Heisenberg.
Heisenberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Black lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Black misses with the head strike.
A short uppercut from Heisenberg.
Heisenberg blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Black blocks a body shot from Heisenberg.
Heisenberg lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Heisenberg throws a punch but it's blocked by Black.
Heisenberg working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Heisenberg looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Heisenberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Heisenberg lands with a short shot to the head.
Heisenberg lands a nice uppercut.
Black working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Black works on Heisenberg's body with a couple of short punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Black tries a body shot but Heisenberg blocks it.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Black.
Still in the clinch, Heisenberg scores with a nice short uppercut.
Black working aggressively here.
Heisenberg tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Black lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Heisenberg backwards.
Black lands with a left to the head.
Heisenberg misses with a hook to the ribs.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Black.
Heisenberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Heisenberg swings wildly with an uppercut but Black uses good head movement to avoid it.
Black blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Black blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Black blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Black lands with a left to the head.
Heisenberg can't find room to land a body shot as Black controls the action.
Black lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Heisenberg backwards.
Still in the clinch, Black scores with a nice short uppercut.

Heisenberg is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Black misses with the head strike.
Heisenberg is still on wobbly legs! Can Black finish him?
Heisenberg blocking some punches.
Black swings away with an uppercut that misses.

Black escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Heisenberg is holding his hands too far apart here. Black throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Heisenberg is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Jack Black!
Jack Black retains his welterweight title!
Jack Black seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.