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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sorry Eh (ranked 1571 p4p, 3292 weight class) and The Dude (ranked 34 p4p, 67 weight class). The Dude has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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Good wrestling
Brawler
Cardio machine |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sorry Eh!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dude!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Alec Ball and William Peck.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dude darts in looking for a takedown but Eh gets double underhooks and turns Dude into the cage.
Dude fails with the takedown.
Dude tries to close the distance and clinch but Eh swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Dude doesn't manage to clinch there - Eh circles away.
Dude throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Eh's waist but Eh gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Dude off to one side.
Sorry Eh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Dude.
Dude clinches up against the cage.
Eh tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Eh is trying to pull guard but Dude has him pressed against the cage.
Eh prevents Dude from breaking the clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eh tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Dude avoids it.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Eh tries to break the clinch but Dude is controlling the position.
Eh can't get the takedown.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Dude as Eh tries to tie him up.
Maybe Eh would be better served going for some more strikes rather than trying to control so much.
Eh taking a breather.
Eh seems a little flustered. He's come in with the intention of controlling the clinch but Dude is preventing him from doing so, at least for the moment.
Eh has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Eh wants to break the clinch but can't.
Eh tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Dude smiles and moves away.
Eh lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Dude circles away quickly and effectively.
Dude goes for a double leg but Eh avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as Eh continues to drive forward.
Eh keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Dude looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Eh is fending him off so far but Dude persists. Nope, Eh circles away and we're back to standing.
Eh slaps away a takedown attempt from Dude, before circling back to the center of the mat.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dude gets caught flat footed, as Eh shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Dude has scooted to the edge of the canvas and used the cage to get back to his feet. Eh has stuck on his opponent and is forcing him back against the cage.
Eh is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Eh tries for a takedown. No joy.
Eh keeps control of Dude as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Eh is trying to pull guard but Dude turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.
Eh is trying to break free.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Eh tries to break free but Dude pushes him back against the cage.
Eh trying to land knees to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eh is trying to push Dude away but Dude has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Eh trying to control the position but instead, Dude has worked for underhooks and has pushed Eh into the cage.
Dude jumps guard and drags Eh to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Eh slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Eh tries to stand but Dude is controlling from the bottom.
Eh not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Dude is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Eh pushes down on Dude's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Dude flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Eh lands a nice short elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dude wants to control but Eh is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Eh is taking a breather. Dude says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dude keeps control of the position for the meantime.
Dude tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Sorry Eh will probably get the nod.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.
Eh tries to bum rush Dude with a series of wild strikes but Dude uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Eh seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Sorry Eh is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Dude has a takedown stuffed.
No luck for Dude with that takedown attempt.
Dude tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Eh counters with a single leg into guard. Dude didn't expect that.
Dude manages to escape and get back to his feet.
A head kick misses from Eh.
Dude will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Eh appears to be looking for a big counter.
Sorry Eh has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Dude.
Dude gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Eh to score an easy takedown into full guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Eh scoring with some ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Eh controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Eh wants to stand but Dude is controlling his posture from full guard.
Eh engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Eh cracks Dude with a solid left hand.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Eh seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Dude tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Dude lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Eh is pulling down on Dude's head. It's preventing any offense from Dude, at least for the moment.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eh is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Dude tries to roll over but Eh keeps him under control.
Eh slows the pace down in half guard.
Dude wants to get back to full guard.
Eh stalling.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Eh scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Eh is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Dude tries to get to full guard but Eh has control of the leg.
Eh sitting and controlling from the half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dude is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Sorry Eh dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Eh misses with a takedown attempt - Dude sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Dude shoots for a takedown but Eh saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Eh misses with a double jab
and Dude counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Eh drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Dude working a defensive guard here.
Dude looking for subs off his back but Eh has passed one foot through into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eh prevents Dude from improving his position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dude on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Dude is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Eh scores with a couple of nice shots.
Eh is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Eh not doing much here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Eh works his way into full mount!
Eh controlling his opponent.
Dude tries to control Eh's body but Eh pushes him off. Dude squirms to his side and now Eh has his back!
Eh has good solid back control here.
Dude trying to control the action but Eh just sinks the hooks in.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eh controls the action.
Dude rolls, trying to escape but Eh keeps control of the position.
Eh is persistently looking for the submission but Dude is defending it well.
Eh controls the position.
Eh working for a RNC but it's not happening just yet.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Dude is in bad spot here.
Eh trying to secure his dominant position for a moment - making sure Dude doesn't escape.
Dude preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Eh.
Dude trying to control the hands but Eh won't let him.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
A bit of a pause in the action here. Eh controlling the positon.
And that's the end of the fight!
Sorry Eh showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Eh, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27
Judge Alec Ball scores the fight 30:27
Judge William Peck scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sorry Eh!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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