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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Camulius Talboteasar (ranked 22115 p4p, 3456 weight class) and Arild Ringnes (ranked 118 p4p, 126 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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21 - 14 - 0 |
World class boxer
Insanely flexible
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Granite chin
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Montreal, Camulius Talboteasar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 14 - 0, fighting out of New York, Arild Ringnes !
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Sosuke Kotani and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A big right from Talboteasar misses.
Talboteasar throws out a loose jab but Ringnes uses good head movement to avoid it.
Talboteasar connects with a jab.
Talboteasar is looking to chop away at Ringnes 's legs.
Talboteasar with a nice cross.
Ringnes throws a left and a right that both miss
and Talboteasar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ringnes swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Ringnes feints and then cracks Talboteasar's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Talboteasar down.
Talboteasar lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ringnes at a distance.
Talboteasar misses with a looping left.
The fighters circling - Talboteasar throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ringnes scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Talboteasar moves out of range of the leg kick from Ringnes .
Donk. Ringnes catches Talboteasar right on the button with a cross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ringnes dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Talboteasar. That did some damage!
Talboteasar lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ringnes at a distance.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Ringnes lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Talboteasar has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Talboteasar and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
An attempted straight right counter from Talboteasar misses the target.
Ringnes moves out of range as Talboteasar strikes.
Ringnes shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A jab from Talboteasar does it's job there.
Talboteasar scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Arild Ringnes seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Talboteasar waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Ringnes .
Talboteasar is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Ringnes pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Talboteasar is looking to counter punch.
Ringnes slips under a jab.
Ringnes gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Ringnes fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Talboteasar has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Ringnes lands with a thumping leg kick.
Talboteasar throws a jab when Ringnes was well out of range.
Talboteasar looks to land a left hand but Ringnes moved out of range nicely.
A jab from Ringnes misses.
Ringnes moves out of range as Talboteasar strikes.
Ringnes swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Talboteasar misses with a looping right.
A nice leg kick from Ringnes , right into the meat of the thigh.
Ringnes wants to land a leg kick but Talboteasar is out of range.
The crowd cheers as Talboteasar lands an impressive looking overhand right. Ringnes doesn't seem phased though.
Ringnes lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A low kick from Ringnes is predictable there
and Talboteasar counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Talboteasar scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Ringnes doesn't seem bothered though.
Ringnes rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Talboteasar moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Talboteasar is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Talboteasar getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Ringnes is looking to score with low kicks.
Ringnes wants to slow Talboteasar down by chopping away at his legs.
Talboteasar lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Talboteasar misses with a hook.
Talboteasar scores with a jab.
Ringnes defending well as Talboteasar loads up on a big left hand.
Ringnes throws a leg kick that is checked
and Talboteasar counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Ringnes thinking.
Ringnes throws a low kick but Talboteasar avoids it.
Talboteasar throwing a counter right hand but Ringnes manages to avoid it.
Talboteasar misses with a looping right.
Ringnes with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
A big left from Talboteasar misses.
Talboteasar misses with a hook.
A telegraphed right hand from Talboteasar misses the target.
Ringnes paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Talboteasar looks to throw the jab but Ringnes is out of range.
Talboteasar clobbers Ringnes with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Talboteasar lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Ringnes slips under a jab.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Camulius Talboteasar dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Ringnes throws a front kick aimed at Talboteasar's knee but Talboteasar avoids it well.
Talboteasar lands with a straight right. Ringnes didn't see that one coming.
Talboteasar lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ringnes at a distance.
Ringnes thows a left - swing and a miss!
Talboteasar throwing a counter right hand but Ringnes manages to avoid it.
A leg kick checked by Talboteasar.
A big left from Talboteasar misses.
Ringnes flicks out a counter leg kick but Talboteasar steps away.
An inside leg kick from Ringnes misses.
Ringnes misses with a left hand
and Talboteasar connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Ringnes misses with a hook. Talboteasar ducked under it nicely.
Talboteasar lands a nice looking body shot.
Jab by Talboteasar.
Talboteasar lands with a nice body punch.
Ringnes slips under a jab.
Talboteasar moves out of range of the strikes.
Talboteasar takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A low kick from Ringnes is predictable there
and Talboteasar counters with a nice uppercut.
Ringnes defending well as Talboteasar loads up on a big left hand.
Ringnes throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
An attempted straight right counter from Talboteasar misses the target.
Ringnes throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Talboteasar lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Ringnes at a distance.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Talboteasar buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Ringnes throws a low kick but it's checked well by Talboteasar.
Talboteasar misses with a body shot.
Ringnes throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Talboteasar staying out of range there.
Talboteasar jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ringnes throws a nice inside leg kick.
Talboteasar swings for the body but Ringnes moves out of range.
A jab from Ringnes misses.
Talboteasar is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Ringnes can do to turn this around?
Talboteasar checks the leg kick nicely there.
Talboteasar lands a glancing blow to the side of Ringnes 's head.
Talboteasar lands with a right hand.
Jab by Talboteasar.
Talboteasar misses with an uppercut.
Ringnes throws a leg kick but Talboteasar sees it coming and moves out of range.
Ringnes throws a jab when Talboteasar was well out of range.
It looked like Talboteasar wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Talboteasar throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Talboteasar is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ringnes .
Talboteasar misses with a left hand
and Ringnes counters with a slapping leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Talboteasar lands a jab to the nose.
Ringnes throws a nice inside leg kick.
Ringnes scores with a nice right hand.
Talboteasar connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Talboteasar slips under a jab from Ringnes .
Ringnes moves out of range as Talboteasar strikes.
Camulius Talboteasar is winning the standup battle so far.
Talboteasar scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Ringnes throws a right hand that Talboteasar ducks under and follows up with a left that Talboteasar also avoids with ease.
Ringnes throws a leg kick that misses.
Talboteasar with a hook.
Talboteasar connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Some bone on bone action there as Talboteasar checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Talboteasar throws a looping overhand right but Ringnes ducks down to avoid it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Talboteasar lands a glancing blow to the side of Ringnes 's head.
Talboteasar ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Talboteasar keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Ringnes misses with a straight left.
Talboteasar misses with an uppercut.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Camulius Talboteasar dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
The fighters circling - Talboteasar throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Arild Ringnes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Ringnes has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Talboteasar checks a low kick from Ringnes .
Talboteasar swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Talboteasar on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Talboteasar throws out a loose jab but Ringnes uses good head movement to avoid it.
Talboteasar throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ringnes sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Talboteasar is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Ringnes .
Ringnes checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Talboteasar misses with a body shot.
Talboteasar ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Ringnes moves away.
Talboteasar throws a shot from downtown. Ringnes moves away and avoids it.
Talboteasar changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Talboteasar.
Talboteasar is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Ringnes connects with an inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jab from Talboteasar.
Ringnes lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Talboteasar misses with a double jab
and Ringnes counters with a stiff right hand.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Ringnes misses with an uppercut. Talboteasar saw that one coming.
Talboteasar darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Ringnes throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Talboteasar's legs have taken a beating and he's really slowing down as a result.
Talboteasar uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ringnes .
A little feinted left hand from Talboteasar on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Ringnes tried to score with a low kick but Talboteasar checks it.
Talboteasar throws a hook to the side of Ringnes 's head but Ringnes sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Talboteasar loads up on a big right hand but Ringnes slips the punch.
Talboteasar throws a hook but Ringnes blocks it.
Ringnes tries a quick counter leg kick but Talboteasar is wise to it.
Nice uppercut there from Talboteasar.
Talboteasar lands a jab to Ringnes 's midsection.
A big left from Talboteasar misses.
Talboteasar throws a lazy right hand but Ringnes sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Talboteasar scores with a decent looking hook.
A good leg kick by Talboteasar.
Ringnes throws a leg kick
and Talboteasar cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Ringnes will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Talboteasar throws a hook but Ringnes avoids it easily.
Ringnes throws an overhand right that lands on Talboteasar's shoulder, as Talboteasar tries to avoid the shot.
Ringnes throws a hook but Talboteasar blocks it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ringnes displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Talboteasar throws out the jab.
Ringnes slips under a jab from Talboteasar.
Ringnes on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Talboteasar ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Talboteasar checks a low kick from Ringnes .
Talboteasar misses with a looping left.
Talboteasar clobbers Ringnes with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Ringnes tries to work over Talboteasar's front leg with a kick but Talboteasar checks it.
Talboteasar takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Talboteasar fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ringnes manages to avoid it.
Ringnes takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Ringnes ducks under a wild hook from Talboteasar.
Ringnes finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Talboteasar fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
A little jabbing left from Ringnes on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Ringnes throws an overhand right that lands on Talboteasar's shoulder, as Talboteasar tries to avoid the shot.
Talboteasar cracks Ringnes with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Ringnes attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Ringnes takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
And that's the end of the fight!
Camulius Talboteasar showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Talboteasar has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Yukihiro Shimada scores the fight 30:27
Judge Sosuke Kotani scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yasuomi Hirokawa scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Camulius Talboteasar!
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energy
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RATING
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