PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Donald Trump (ranked 606 p4p, 531 weight class) and Pertti Naulakko (ranked 86 p4p, 77 weight class). Naulakko is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Amon Amarth - First Kill. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Trump
vs
Naulakko

182 cm
35
203
33 - 15 - 0

180 cm
39
213
21 - 11 - 0

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World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 33 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Donald Trump!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Pertti Naulakko!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Nard Betker and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Naulakko throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Trump counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Naulakko throws the left hand but Trump avoids the punch easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Naulakko. Trump does a little dance to reset his feet.
Trump moves out of range as Naulakko strikes.
Nice body punch from Trump.
Naulakko swings away with a body shot that misses
and Trump counters with a right hand to the body.

Trump clinches up against the cage.
Trump stalling in the clinch but Naulakko improves position.
Naulakko is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Naulakko blocks an elbow strike from Trump.
Trump tries to work over Naulakko's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Naulakko lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Trump backwards.
Trump tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Naulakko's elbow.

Naulakko breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Naulakko misses with a hook to the body
and Trump counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Naulakko swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Trump throws a body shot but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Trump misses with an uppercut.
Pertti Naulakko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Trump misses with a leg kick
and Naulakko counters with a nice uppercut.
Trump tries to clinch but Naulakko is having none of it.
Naulakko looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Trump tries to move into range but Naulakko moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Naulakko fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Trump manages to avoid it.
Nice shot lands for Trump.
Naulakko walks into a jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Trump.
Trump's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Trump duly obliges.
Naulakko misses with a looping left.
Trump looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit.
Trump sizes up Naulakko with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Good work by Trump as he checks the leg kick.
As Naulakko tries to get set, Trump tries to push him back and clinch up but Naulakko manages to avoid the attempt.
Nice jab there from Naulakko.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Trump is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Trump misses with a right hand
and Trump takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Naulakko swings widly with a right hand
and Naulakko takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Naulakko misses with an uppercut
and Trump counters with a lovely shot to the body.
A nice inside leg kick there by Naulakko. That's going to slow Trump down.
Naulakko misses with a looping left.
Trump throwing a counter right hand but Naulakko manages to avoid it.
Trump cracks a nice hook into Naulakko's ribs.
Trump sizes up Naulakko with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A low kick from Naulakko is predictable there
and Trump counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Trump scores with a hook to the body. Naulakko takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Naulakko swings widly with a right hand
and Trump connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Trump with a nice cross.

Naulakko is rocked!
Trump walks forward and throws a big overhand right! Naulakko drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Trump swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from Naulakko's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Donald Trump!
Donald Trump decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.