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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ibrahim Cuntmara (ranked 567 p4p, 1175 weight class) and Eero Jukola (ranked 35 p4p, 66 weight class). Cuntmara's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, $$ Hoes mad $$. Ibrahim Cuntmara is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 7 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ibrahim Cuntmara!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Eero Jukola!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Chris Dean and Darius Henderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jukola is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Nice body punch from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara throws a head kick that misses.
Ibrahim Cuntmara seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cuntmara cracks Jukola with a right hand to the side of the head.
Cuntmara with a hook.
A head kick misses from Jukola.
Jukola blocks a head kick by Cuntmara.
Jukola changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Cuntmara looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Jukola blocks a head kick by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara tries a head kick but it misses.
Jukola keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cuntmara lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Cuntmara throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jukola avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cuntmara ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cuntmara goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Cuntmara catches Jukola with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Jukola lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
It looks like Ibrahim Cuntmara has been cut.
Cuntmara scores with a nice right hand.
Cuntmara throws a hook but Jukola blocks it.
Cuntmara lands a jab.
Jukola is rocked!
Jukola looks up at the clock. Bad move! Cuntmara lands a right hand from hell, dropping Jukola. Cuntmara pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ibrahim Cuntmara!
An out of breath Ibrahim Cuntmara thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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