PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tor KillsInWater (ranked 422 p4p, 911 weight class) and Darren McCarty (ranked 66 p4p, 143 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

KillsInWater
vs
McCarty

210 cm
29
238
12 - 2 - 1

185 cm
32
236
26 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 1, fighting out of New York, Tor KillsInWater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 11 - 0, fighting out of London, Darren McCarty!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Steve Erwin and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
KillsInWater walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

It looks like Tor KillsInWater has been cut.
KillsInWater misses with a hook. McCarty ducked under it nicely.
A nice leg kick lands there from KillsInWater.
Tor KillsInWater seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
KillsInWater throws a big shot that misses.
Nice defenses there by KillsInWater.
McCarty walks into a left hand.

It looks like Darren McCarty has been cut.
KillsInWater misses with an uppercut. McCarty saw that one coming.
McCarty takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
KillsInWater swinging wildly here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
KillsInWater looks for the body kick but McCarty saw that one coming.
KillsInWater does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from McCarty! But no joy.
KillsInWater displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McCarty throws out the jab.
KillsInWater jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
McCarty scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
McCarty moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
KillsInWater falls off balance throwing a combination
letting McCarty counter with a right hand.
KillsInWater scores with a push kick.
KillsInWater just misses with a punch to the body.
McCarty throws out a counter right but KillsInWater avoids it with no problem.
KillsInWater looks to land a right hand but McCarty moved out of range.
McCarty fakes high and swings low for a body shot but KillsInWater manages to avoid it.
McCarty is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
A big left from KillsInWater misses.
McCarty looks like he wants to counter punch here.
KillsInWater moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
No joy there for McCarty, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A jab from KillsInWater misses.
KillsInWater throws a leg kick but McCarty sees it coming and checks it nicely.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCarty throws out a loose jab but KillsInWater uses good head movement to avoid it.
McCarty throws a lazy right hand but KillsInWater sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McCarty staying out of range there.
KillsInWater is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
McCarty misses with a body punch
and KillsInWater counters with a straight right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McCarty misses with a straight right.
McCarty steps to the side to avoid the strikes from KillsInWater.
McCarty misses with a lunging right hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
KillsInWater misses the shot to the body.
KillsInWater lands a nice looking body kick.
McCarty takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
McCarty takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
McCarty loads up on a big right hand but KillsInWater slips the punch.
KillsInWater appears to be looking for a big counter.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCarty misses with an uppercut
and KillsInWater counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
McCarty is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
KillsInWater uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McCarty.
KillsInWater throws a quick inside leg kick.
KillsInWater dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on McCarty. That did some damage!
McCarty might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
KillsInWater lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
McCarty is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
KillsInWater ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McCarty moves away.
KillsInWater throws a front kick aimed at McCarty's knee but McCarty avoids it well.
KillsInWater feints a jab and as McCarty dips his head, KillsInWater unleashes a brutal head kick that catches McCarty right on the jaw! Timbeeer! McCarty falls backwards in slow motion, only propped up by the cage! KillsInWater smiles a psychotic smile as he stares down his unconscious opponent. That is a scary man.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Tor KillsInWater!
A victorious Tor KillsInWater thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.