PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight kickboxing rules bout between Elgin Turner (ranked 856 p4p, 18669 weight class) and Silva Scorpion (ranked 95 p4p, 519 weight class). Turner comes to the ring accompanied by Wu-Tang Clan - Da Mystery Of Chessboxin'. Scorpion has chosen Roy Jones Jr - I Smoke, I Drink feat. Mr. Magic & Youngbloodz) as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Turner
vs
Scorpion

176 cm
40
135
48 - 13 - 2

172 cm
39
148
46 - 20 - 1

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Granite chin

Voodoo Nutrition
Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)
KOMBAT KLOTHING

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 48 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Elgin Turner!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 46 - 20 - 1, fighting out of New York, Silva Scorpion!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Sosuke Kotani and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Scorpion showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Turner.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Turner wants to slow Scorpion down by chopping away at his legs.
Scorpion lunges at Turner with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Turner's hand.
Scorpion will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Scorpion ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Turner tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Scorpion was well out of range. Poor timing from Turner.
Scorpion misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Turner.

Scorpion moves into the clinch.
Scorpion lands a left hand that snaps the head of Turner backwards.
A short right from Turner on the inside.
Turner swings wildly with an uppercut but Scorpion uses good head movement to avoid it.
Turner misses with a punch on the inside.
Turner swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Turner lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Turner.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Turner lands with a right to the head.
Turner tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Turner throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Scorpion blocks it with crossed arms.
Scorpion working aggressively here.
Scorpion stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Turner blocks a body shot from Scorpion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scorpion blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Turner misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Scorpion.
Scorpion doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Scorpion tries to throw a body punch but Turner avoids it by throwing Scorpion back against the ropes.
Scorpion tries to work over Turner's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Scorpion misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Scorpion fails to land.
Turner throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Scorpions head.
Scorpion has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Turner seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Scorpion can turn it around.
Turner throws a punch but it's blocked by Scorpion.
Scorpion lands a left hand that snaps the head of Turner backwards.
Scorpion misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Scorpion lands a shot to the body.
Scorpion struggles to land a body shot inside as Turner controls his hands.
Turner misses with the head strike.
Turner has a couple of punches blocked by Scorpion.
Scorpion throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Scorpion tries to stall but Turner uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Turner throws a head punch that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Turner.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Scorpion.
Scorpion stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Turner misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Scorpion.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scorpion scores with a shot to the side of Turner's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Scorpion lands a shot to the body.
Scorpion works on Turner's body with a couple of short punches.
Turner misses with some punches.
Scorpion digs a right hand into Turner's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Turner's gas tank.
Scorpion is working Turner over against the ropes.
Turner blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Turner is trying to push Scorpion away but Scorpion has him pressed against the ropes, so he's going nowhere.
Scorpion stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Turner.
Scorpion lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Scorpion misses with a hook to the ribs.
Scorpion tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Scorpion pushes Turner back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Scorpion can't find room to land a body shot as Turner controls the action.
Turner is trying to force a seperation but Scorpion has the dominant position.
Turner really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Scorpion lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Scorpion lands a body punch.
Turner is breathing heavily.
Scorpion is trying to stall.
Scorpion lands a body punch in the clinch.
Scorpion misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Silva Scorpion dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Turner slips under a jab from Scorpion.
Scorpion just misses with a punch to the body.
As Scorpion backs away, Turner returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Scorpion lands with a thumping leg kick.
Turner keeps the fight on the outside.
Scorpion delivers a nice body kick.
Scorpion with a nice calf kick.
Scorpion goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Scorpion connects with a body shot.
Scorpion fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Turner.
Turner gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Scorpion throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Scorpion keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Scorpion looks to score with a jab to the body but Turner is just out of range.
A little feinted left hand from Turner on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice shot by Turner.
Scorpion tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Turner manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Turner thinks about countering with a body kick.

Scorpion has managed to clinch.
Scorpion has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Scorpion blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Scorpion is looking to control Turner's arms but Turner gets an underhook and turns him. Now Scorpion has his back to the ropes.
Turner wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Turner swings wildly with an uppercut but Scorpion uses good head movement to avoid it.
Scorpion throws a punch but it's blocked by Turner.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Turner misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Scorpion blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Scorpion blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Turner blocks an uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from Scorpion.
Turner fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Turner misses with the head strike.
Turner tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scorpion tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Scorpion is trying to stall.
Scorpion lands an uppercut.
Turner throws a head punch that misses.
A right hand to the body from Scorpion.
Scorpion misses with the head strike.
Turner can't break the clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Scorpion.
Turner using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Scorpion has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Turner has a couple of punches blocked by Scorpion.
Silva Scorpion seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Scorpion blocks an uppercut.
Scorpion lands with a right to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Scorpion.
Scorpion tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Scorpion scores with a nice hook to the head.
Scorpion scores with a shoulder strike.
Scorpion lands a left hand that snaps the head of Turner backwards.

Turner is rocked!
Scorpion misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Oh Turner is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Scorpion tries to work over Turner's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Scorpion lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Scorpion lands an uppercut.
A short right from Scorpion on the inside.
Turner scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Turner working aggressively here.
Turner misses with a short punch on the inside.
Scorpion lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Turner working aggressively here.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Scorpion creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Scorpion misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A frustrated look appears on Turner's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Scorpion looking to stall.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Scorpion struggles to land a body shot inside as Turner controls his hands.
Turner misses with a short punch on the inside.
Turner tries to throw a body punch but Scorpion avoids it by throwing Turner back against the ropes.
Scorpion blocks an uppercut.
Scorpion lands a hook to the side of the head.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Silva Scorpion showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action!

Scorpion throws a nice outside leg kick.

Scorpion has closed the distance and engaged Turner in a clinch.
Turner misses with a short punch on the inside.
Turner blocks a body shot from Scorpion.
Turner misses with a hook from the clinch.
Scorpion lands a right hand that snaps the head of Turner backwards.
Scorpion lands a hook to the side of the head.
Scorpion scores with a shot to the side of Turner's head.
Turner with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Turner's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Scorpion blocks an uppercut.
Scorpion cracks Turner with a big uppercut, right up the middle and Turner goes down! Oh, he's hurt! He's bigtime hurt! The referee is giving him a chance to get back to his feet - 4,5,6,7, no, he's called it off! Turner wasn't going to make it and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Silva Scorpion!
Silva Scorpion is the new featherweight champion!
A relieved looking Silva Scorpion thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
Elgin Turner was interviewed post fight and said 'Wu Tang fuh eva!'.