PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bob Crawley (ranked 897 p4p, 1410 weight class) and David Hanen (ranked 125 p4p, 188 weight class). Crawley comes to the cage accompanied by Barbarian Overlords - The Ambassador. David Hanen will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Crawley
vs
Hanen

195 cm
26
205
5 - 2 - 0

197 cm
26
215
4 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Bob Crawley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, David Hanen!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Winston Alpacca and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crawley looks to land a left hand but Hanen moved out of range nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Crawley. Hanen does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hanen uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Crawley.
Crawley misses with a left hand
and Hanen counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Hanen keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Crawley thuds his right hand into Hanen's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Crawley misses with a hook to the body
and Hanen counters with a straight right hand.
Hanen scores with a one two! Crawley had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Crawley avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Crawley is looking to slow Hanen down with leg kicks.
Left hook, right uppercut from Hanen.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hanen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A shot to the liver by Hanen. Beautiful body shot.
Hanen uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Crawley.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick lands for Crawley.
Crawley definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Hanen ducks under a wild hook from Crawley.
Crawley tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice jab there from Hanen.
Crawley tests Hanen's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Crawley lands with a cross.
A swing and a miss from Crawley.
Hanen takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Hanen misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Hanen takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Crawley scores with a head kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Hanen scores with a punch to the head.
Crawley scores with a jab to the body.
Hanen moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Crawley throws a lazy uppercut
and Hanen counters with a right hand to the body.
Crawley rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Hanen counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Crawley with a jab.
Crawley throws an off balance right hand
and Hanen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Crawley uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hanen.
Crawley throws a right hand that misses
and Hanen counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Hanen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Crawley moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Crawley is looking to counter with head kicks.
Hanen misses with a head kick.
Hanen looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

Hanen lands a left and a right that send Crawley crashing to the mat, dazed. Hanen thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Crawley is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hanen ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Oh Crawley is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jab from Hanen.
Crawley throws the left hand but Hanen avoids the punch easily.
Hanen throws a predictable looking body shot
and Crawley connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Crawley seems to have got his legs back now.
BOOM! Hanen lands a beautiful left hook that drops Crawley. Crawley tries to recover but Hanen is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Crawley lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). David Hanen!
After winning the bout, David Hanen thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.